Mum: And there are some TV dinners in the freezer if you get cold.
Kat: That's what it MEANS, ya FUCK.
Kat: Have you not deleted yourself yet? Just FUCK OFF.
Kat: I'm glad. If you knocked up my cousin i'd knock you up in an entirely different way. *smiles sweetly*
Kat: Oh sshhhh. i have condoms. so what.
Rach: so when was the last time you played the drums?
Hayden: ummm, a very very long time ago.
Rach: like that time in america?
Hayden: yes.
Rach: ah cool... you'll be rusty then.
Hayden: very!
Rach: you've been in the rain too long then.. hee hee.
Hayden: then Kat and i can jam.
Rach: oooo ooo i can play the triangle!!!
Kat: jam? wouldn't that hurt?
Hayden: heh.
Rach: no wait the tambourine!
Hayden: be forewarned i have a rather dirty mind.. and i took that the very wrong way.
Kat: you're a teenage boy. of course you have a dirty mind.
Hayden: heh, i'm a man!
Kat: true, true..
Hayden: i was a boy when i met Rachel..
Kat: i don't wanna know! ...please don't tell me what you've been doing with my cousin that now makes you a man. i don't think my sensitive brain could handle it.
Hayden: heh, but it's true.. heh, i'm not one to brag about my sex life am i Rachel?
Rach: DONT SAY A WORD!!!!!!
Kat: Oh lordie.. you're damaging my fragile sensibilities.
Hayden: Well, Kat, when a man and a woman love each other very much they...
Kat: Hayden, i know. but thankyou. i appreciate the explanation. *smiles and nods* *faints*.
Hayden: ummmm....well my topic of choice is inappropriate, so what im thinking of doing is making a panel behind my back seat with an 18" sub and my 2x 6x9's in it. In my car.
Kat: then Rach wouldn't NEED you!!
Hayden: Uh? please explain?
Kat: mmmmm well. i understand in some rather bassy numbers, it'll vibrate a great deal..
Rach: Can you please fix up that break before it melts me?
Tim: Second of all... wait, let's start with first of all, it tends to work better.
Rach: it's my mother tongue!
Kat: what, you speak html now?
Rach: it's very hard to say, you know..
Rach: i know this song.. it's bob marley and his 4 tenors..
Kat: I don't know positions... well i don't name them, anyway..
Kat: Oh, dear..
Rach: a female deer!
Rach: Oooo, look, they both have white.
Kat: Yes... our boyfriends have white in common..
Kat: Don't say anything, it'll be funny! don't say another word, it'll be too funny!
Kat: I can see right up your nostrils..
Rach: *whispers* i see dead people..
Kat: in my nostrils?
Rach: yep, they're there..
Kat: camel bite!
Rach: I thought that was a horse bite..
Kat: Uh, what's the difference. I'm sure the animals don't care.
Rach: if it was half-horse, half-camel i'm sure it would.
Kat: Oh dear.. *looks at Rach questioningly*
Rach: Hee hee.
Kat: I got that from you, you know..
Rach: what?
Kat: my strange water fetish..
Kat: They're freaks.. they are... americans are freaks!
Kat: *twirls Rach's hair* smells lovely.. when did you wash it?
Rach: in the shower..
Kat: no, when.. *cracks up*..
Kat: Now i wasn't doing that to scare you, i was just trying to move my butt.
Alex: Jeez, its like a whole beauracracy to get water around here!
I. Levine: We don't just write the conclusions to make us look... very intelligent, we do it to help us.
Mr Riley: IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I JUST ENJOY RAISING MY VOICE SOMETIMES IT'S FUN.
Mr Riley: I've never been a great penis connossieur really..
I Levine: And so A=45 degrees.
Mark: How does that help?
I. Levine: It's the answer, does that help?
Tim (heckling): Are you still in school? You act like you're 8 years old...
Adam Bloom: I can get away with that because I'm young at heart...
and you're a cunt.
Tim: No, Pythagoras was a dick!
Tom: The secret lies in bopper.
Tim: Hey! We can write this as a compound angle!
(long pause..)
Tim: ..though I don't know why we'd want to..
Tim: No marks for consistency in conversations...
Bela: No, i didn't confirm it, i just said yes.
D. Gray: No talky, just read-y.
D. Gray: Strachan, i'd like to hurl a chair at you..
Kat: Don't personify thumbtacks..
Sarah: *trying to close Kat's lipgloss*
Kat: It won't screw, Sarah..there's no bit in it..
(pause)
Kat: Hehe, that's one thing you can't screw..
Richard P.: I know i'm irresistable, but you're just gonna have to do something about it.
D. Gray: And they had some kind of sexual affair..
Strachan: wey-hey-hey..
(pause).. *she rolls her eyes*
D. Gray: Get a life, Strachan.
Strachan (on the Trojan war): So for all this time, there are a whole bunch of Greeks in this.. horse.
D. Gray: It seems that the gods disagree with Laocoon.. but how do we get confirmation of this?
Strachan: well that guy got nailed..
Richard: Well these Trojans.. they really were stupid, weren't they.
D. Gray: ..especially snakes from Tenedos which foreshadows the Greeks coming from behind the island.
Nick: foreshadows what?
Richard P: The Greeks coming from behind..
*class cracks up*