Rumor #2: A group of gang members were seen outside the World Trade Center this morning just before Dawn. One of them was quoted as saying "Wouldn't it be cool if we could see these things on the ground then the view from our window wouldn't be blocked."

Rumor #3: Pentex issued a statement today after the plane crash at the pentagon at 10:05am EST. The statment contained many unprintable remarks but one quote is as follows. "If it were not for those tree hugging 'edited for content' we would be able to keep military strength at full. Due to this obvious planned attack, of which the World Trade Center was just a clever diversion so that we were not looking here, we would have been able to clear out the Middle East much earlier."