Other Entries:
"When I snap my fingers, you will cluck like a chicken."--Contributed by Stephanie
"How many times do I have to tell you? I DIDN'T steal the morphine!"--Contributed by Alexa
"Dixie, I've been meaning to talk to you about this calling the Psychic Friends Hotline during work hours."--Contributed by EmmaPeelFan
"You DID remember to order extra cheese, didn't you Dix?"--Contributed by Stephanie
"What part of 'I'm calling the writers because your character needs a personality adjustment' didn't you understand, Mike?"--contributed by EPF
"Look, I'm telling you this as a friend....Don't eat the cafeteria's meatloaf today."--contributed by KajaKat
"Hey, Dixie?"
"Yes?"
"I love you."
"Oh, brother."
--contributed by Bob
Mike: "Dix, I just got your test results back."
Dix: "So, what's the verdict?"
Mike: "The rabbit died."
Dix: (thinking) 'Oh God, Kel. Just wait till I tell you what you did to me!'
--contributed by Linda Taggatz
"Okay, if Kel's been in a car crash, and Joe's gonna have to work...who's gonna take me to the picnic?!!"--contributed by AJM
"How could you choose Kel Brackett, over me? You've wounded my heart." --contributed by Kathryn
#1: "Dixie, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Many people suffer from Chronic
Halitosis. A little listerine will clear it right up!"
#2: "Dixie, what do you mean I'm not a real doctor? I only play one on TV?"
--contributed by Tigger
"Dix, we found the source of your bleeding. You have hemorrhoids!"--contributed by Nancy
