1st place:
"Oh, man! That's the last time I eat lunch at Station 51!!!"--contributed by Ginger
2nd place:
"We've really gotta get maintenance in here to clean these ceilings."--contributed by Anna
3rd place:
"Hey...you see that? Little blue man just jumped out of the ceiling, ran across the tile and jumped back in again. There he goes again!"--contributed by Steph
Other entries:
"651...652...653 holes in that section of tile! Now on to the next to see if the manufacturers were consistent!"--contributed by Kel
"Wow! How did they get those big grey elephants into those tiny pink tutus?"--contributed by Stephanie
"He-ey...looks like a great time to get Dix to try that 'kiss it and make it better' theory!"--contributed by Missy
"Hey, Dixie! COME CHECK THIS OUT! The little purple monkeys are on the ceiling trying to wash the dishes...but the metallic green aliens won't let them! That's just wrong!"--contributed by Laura
1: "I knew I shoulda stayed in bed this morning."
2: "Nobody ever said being the sweet-looking injured guy was an easy job, but someone's gotta do it."--contributed by Alexa
"I hope Dix will forgive me for leaving her. All those years..... I've loved her. I'm gonna miss her when I......... Die. Please, God, take care of my Dixie."--contributed by Jaime Muckey
"Oh, we're off to see the Wizard!...Auntie Em! Auntie Em!...I'll get you, my pretty...If I were king of the forest...Man, I have to stop watching the Wizard of Oz and eating those mega-colossal burgers with the works, chili fries and the colossal milk shakes..."--contributed by Ilka Wulf
"I wish I had on my own pajamas instead of this gown. Now I know how my patients feel..."--contributed by Deemuss
"Hey...you see that? Little blue man just jumped out of the ceiling, ran across the tile and jumped back in again. There he goes again!"--contributed by Steph
"Which pants should I wear, the black pair with polka dots or the green and white striped pair?"--contributed by Melissa Kutcher
"This is miserable! Nobody told me when I signed a contract to play a doctor on TV that I'd have to suffer through a life threatening illness with no known cure . . . I hardly touched the monkey who's the culprit . . . I think the episode still has about twenty minutes to go . . . Are those silly producers planning to kill my character off?"--contributed by LaraLee
"Wow, these stage lights are HOT...hmm...MAKEUP!"--contributed by EmmaPeelFan
"This is awful. Just AWFUL. I mean, come on. Here I am...DYING, mind you...and STILL they expect me to come up with a solution to the problem. Dix was right. This place WOULD fall apart without me. Well, forget them. Just forget it this time. I'm going to sleep. Let someone else here actually do some work for a change!"--contributed by Sammi Jo
"If I'd known I'd be stuck sweating all over these sheets and getting them wet and then freezing my butt off with the cooling blanket, I never would have agreed to do this!"--contributed by Nancy
"I've had some time to think about it, Dixie, and I've come to a definite decision. Ya know what? Death sucks."--contributed by Christie
"Did I forget to turn that Bunsen burner off?"--contributed by KajaKat
"What I wouldn't give for a Popsicle right now!"--contributed by SJW
"Dammit, Dix! Why do they make enemas so hot and bed pans so cold?!"--contributed by Amy Mintzer
"Man! What was in those brownies?!"--contributed by Stephanie
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