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Courses for Men # 23
Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let’s Clean the Closet

by MSC

April 1976 – the following takes place within the ‘Unexpected’ universe created by Audrey Brackett and Stephanie White. You will need to read that story prior to this one for anything to make sense.

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Someone was moving stealthily around in her bedroom, or at least they were making an attempt at stealth. She opened her eyes cautiously, confused by the identity of her visitor, and then doubly confused by her whereabouts. That’s not my clock radio on the nightstand… wait…it’s Kel’s. Disorientation gave way to recognition. She was, in fact, home after all.

She rolled over silently and watched him quietly ricochet from bathroom to bureau to closet in an attempt to locate an entire outfit suitable for work. The concept of matching, she thought ruefully, isn’t an issue. I really have to do something about his wardrobe. His task was complicated by the fact that last night’s attempt to organize the bedroom had been abandoned in favor of more celebratory activities. This had been her first night in his - no, she corrected herself - their home. They’d both taken yesterday off to get the remainder of her belongings transferred from her apartment to his house. She smiled at the memory of Kel scooping her up in his arms and carrying her over the threshold.

“Aren’t you supposed to do this after we’re married?” she asked.

“Well, consider this a rehearsal since you refuse to get married now.”

“Kel, I told you,” she explained again, “I only plan on getting married once, and I want a real wedding. That takes planning, weeks if not months of planning, and I have absolutely no desire to waddle down the aisle, six months pregnant, looking like a pear in white chiffon. End of discussion.”

“You’re awake.” He was peering at her. She hadn’t even heard him approach the bed. “Did I wake you? I’m sorry. I tried to be quiet.”

She wound the sheet around herself and sat up slowly, mindful of the morning sickness that still occasionally plagued her.  “No, you didn’t wake me up.”

He sat down gingerly. “You feel okay?”

“Kel, I’m fine. Really. Please stop worrying.”

You had to give him credit; he’d quickly learned to accept her rebuffs of his excessive concern rather well. “So, what have you got planned for today?” he asked.

“Well, I thought I’d start by getting everything put away in here, since I didn’t get to it last night.”

“Yes, well…” he had the grace to blush.

“Not that I’m complaining,” she added.

“That’s good. I wouldn’t want any complaints.”

“Then I thought I’d start unpacking some of my boxes, after all you keep telling me it’s my home too, so I should  ‘change whatever I want’.”

“Will I recognize the place when I get home?”

“Maybe, you never know. Then again I might start with cleaning out the closet in the spare…the nursery.” The nursery…that would still take some getting used to. “It sounds like it’s a repository for heaven-knows-what.

“Dix, don’t lift – ”

She stopped him in mid-nag, “I promise anything over ten pounds I will leave for you, okay?”

“Okay.” He checked his watch. “I need to get going. I’ll be home sometime between five and six,” he grinned

“What?”

“It’s nice, having someone to come home to.” He leaned in to kiss her goodbye. “I love you. Take care of Scooter.”

Scooter. ‘The baby’ he had explained, sounded too impersonal and you couldn’t just say ‘him’ or ‘her’, what if you picked the wrong sex? So he’d decided that the baby needed a nickname, something suitable for a boy or a girl, and he’d decided on ‘Scooter’. It almost made sense if you thought about it. Scooter, she shared with her newest confidant, Daddy’s been spending just a little too much time with Johnny Gage.

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She’d started with their bedroom. Without help or interruption, and mercifully spared a bout of morning sickness, she had everyone’s clothes separated and organized in no time and her suitcases tucked away in the bedroom closet. The temptation to edit his clothing had been almost irresistible, but she’d decided that it was bad form to begin remaking him less than twenty-four hours after moving in. He ought to be allowed some grace period. Especially considering what was probably about to happen to his house.

After a shower she headed into the kitchen for breakfast. Taking her toast and juice in hand, she’d promised to give up coffee for the duration of her pregnancy, she wandered through house taking stock of her new kingdom.

She walked through the dining room and stopped to look through the window to watch it rain on the front yard. Plants would be nice along the porch. Maybe some flowers in big terra cotta pots. She continued on into the living room, taking a seat on one corner of the couch. For a man with such an under-developed fashion sense, his house was remarkably well decorated. Spartan, not much in the way of ornamentation, but the furniture was nice. The couch and chairs in the living room were a buttery soft charcoal-colored leather, the rest of the furniture a beautiful oak in simplistic Mission style. She’d discovered his secret over a box of china.

They’d waded through his-and-hers kitchen implements and a minor skirmish over whose dishes to use, when he acquiesced to her pattern by adding, “Okay, we’ll use yours since we’ve got my china.”

“China? You have china?”

“Uh huh. Well, it was my mother’s. I sort of inherited it, among other things, when Dad moved into his apartment.”

“Where is it?”

“I think it’s in a box in the utility closet…or out in the garage.”

Once unearthed from the closet, she found an eight-piece setting of a familiar pattern in a beautiful shade of blue. “Kel, my grandmother had some of this,” she said, turning one plate over to confirm her suspicions.

“Yeah, I’ve seen it before. Probably mass-produced.”

“Kel, it’s Spode…it’s bone china…this is good stuff.”

“Really? Wonder where in the world they got it then? My parents didn’t have a lot when they got married.”

“Well, let’s have your Dad over for dinner and ask him. Help me get this into the kitchen.”

He lifted the box, carried into the kitchen and slid into the counter next to the sink. “Want me to load in the dishwasher for you?”

“Kel, you don’t put china in the dishwasher, you…just stack it on the counter, okay.”

After explaining that china did, in fact, necessitate something to contain it, they’d gone out to purchase a cabinet.  “This is where I got everything else,” he had explained.

As it turned out, Kel had gone into one of the better furniture stores in LA, wandered around until he found a display he liked, then proceeded to fill the salesman’s entire yearly quota in commissions by outfitting nearly the entire house. He appeared to have stopped there and had added little in the way of artwork or decoration. It was as if once it was functional, he’d dismissed it. He’d actually paid more attention to decorating his office. She found the whole situation rather pleasing. Her task to turn the utilitarian bachelor house into a home.

She finished the last of her orange juice. The next stop – her boxes or the closet in the spare bedroom. I know what’s in my boxes, the closet it is.

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She flipped on the light and surveyed the nearly empty room. Kel had previously used it as a combination study and spare bedroom. The curtains had been consigned to Goodwill and most of the furniture donated to a local charity. Her boxes had been stacked neatly in the far corner, while Kel had taken the responsibility for moving the books and shelves out of the room. The medical books had been taken into work, and the rest of the surprisingly vast array of literature had been divided between the living room and the bedroom. She was going to have to get used to sleeping in a library.

Kel, she had discovered, apparently spent much of his time away from the hospital reading, as did she. The difference, however, between a doctor’s salary and a nurse’s meant she checked everything out of the library except for a selection of well-loved favorites while Kel bought hardbacks, lots of hardbacks. The westerns weren’t really a surprise - he had everything written by L’Amour and Gray - nor were Forester’s Horatio Hornblower adventures or some of the classics – Dickens, Salinger, Faulkner. Neither was the shelf upon shelf of mysteries, once he’d explained that ‘diagnosis isn’t so very different from detection’. What had caught her off guard was the amount of science fiction and fantasy. The revelation that the serious and analytical Dr. Brackett had a dreamy side that read books about hobbits and starships and giant sandworms shouldn’t have bothered her, yet it niggled at her. Not so much the literary choices as the notion that even though they’d worked together for years and were now engaged and living together, there was still so much about one another they didn’t know. In some aspects of their lives they were virtual strangers, yet in slightly less than five short months they’d be responsible for another little person. What if we’re not ready? What if it’s too much, too fast? What if love isn’t enough to see us through the fact that we have, in fact, gotten the cart way before the horse?

A rumble of thunder and increased torrent of rain on the roof prompted an end to her gloomy musings on the practical considerations of blending family and career. This is absurd, she said to herself, I can’t spend the next five months agonizing over what could happen.  Other people manage to do this everyday.  We’ve got to trust each other and have a little faith. We can do this.

She opened the closet, selected a box at random, and drug it out into the center of the room for sorting. It was full of trophies in a variety of sizes, all with tennis players on top, a few plaques, and a nice silver bowl. There must be nearly a dozen in here, going back seven or eight years. Why in the world would he put these in a box? She knew he played tennis, but apparently between work and reading he managed to squeeze in a few competitive amateur matches. How about that, Daddy’s an athlete. Wonderful, we’ll let him chase after you when you learn to walk. Dixie dumped everything out on the floor and tossed the box into a corner. She selected the most recent trophies and carried them into the living room and added them to the bookshelves, while the silver bowl took up residence on the coffee table. The remainder she added to the bookshelves in the bedroom, interspersing them with the books.

One box down. She selected a second and opened it. Good grief, more books. Only these were old medical texts and notebooks. Flipping through them she realized they dated back to medical school. Twenty-year-old course notes are not part of the decorating scheme. She pushed box into a corner for Kel to throw out or take into Rampart later.

Two down.  The third box appeared to contain a collection of ancient sports equipment …old cleats, ice skates (must be left over from his residency in Minnesota), dead tennis balls and a flattened football long past its prime. Nothing worth keeping except one catcher’s mitt. That might be worth saving for Scooter, boy or girl, so she placed it aside. Box number three joined box two in the corner. She was making great progress.

The remaining boxes were all taped shut and labeled with Kel’s name in an unfamiliar feminine hand. The first contained a crocheted afghan in deep blues and greens and several pillows in a beautiful jacquard of greens and grays in a vaguely geometric pattern of swirls. These are lovely, she thought, running her hand across one pillow. They’d probably look pretty good in the living room.

The next box contained two quilts. One large quilt in a pattern of interlocking rings in the now familiar deep blues and greens. The other, a smaller version for a twin bed, in a random patchwork of bright colors. A note was safety-pinned to the smaller quilt: “Kel’s quilt – 1940.” It must have been his as a child. Kel hadn’t talked much about his family, only that his mother has died of cancer when he was in medical school. She must have packed these away for him.

The last box she opened was a small one whose contents took her quite by surprise. Inside, she found a small, crocheted baby afghan; some impossibly tiny booties; an envelope of baby pictures, one of a petite woman with masses of dark curls holding a baby that could only be Kel, judging by the eyebrows; and a battered but obviously much loved (judging by the amount of fur missing) stuffed rabbit. His mother must have packed these things away as well.

Ironic. Here she was worrying over impending motherhood and yet holding another mother’s last act for her son.  I wonder what you were thinking when you packed these boxes. Certainly not that they’d be opened by me, especially under the current, unexpected conditions. What would you have thought of your son’s path to fatherhood? Or of me?…Did you worry about being a good mother? Did you wonder how you would handle everything? After a final study of each picture, she put them aside to ask him about later. The rest she added to the catcher’s mitt in Scooter’s pile.

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Dixie gathered up the afghan and pillows and carried them into the living room. The afghan found a place draped across one chair, the pillows on the other chair and sofa. The smaller quilt she folded up and added to the baby’s pile; the larger quilt she took into their room and replaced the bedspread. It looked lovely, except that it clashed with the sheets. A quick inventory of the linen closet revealed that nothing now matched. From the look of things, they were going to need new sheets and pillowcases, pillows and towels too as long as she was replacing things. Well, as long as we’re creating anew… He’d given her carte blanche with the house and had added her name to his credit card. Perhaps a shopping trip was warranted.  She’d get lunch while she was out as well.

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Dixie was in the spare bedroom packing away the old linens for Goodwill when she heard the garage door open and his car drive in. She made a mad dash through the house to get the mass of empty shopping bags thrown away, then one last sweep through the living room before the kitchen door opened.

“Dix, I’m home…”

“In here,” she called.

Kel walked through the dining room and shopped short in the archway. He looked around the room in what appeared to be stunned amazement. “Wow! What happened?” He wandered into the room, taking in the transformed space. When he’d left in the morning the room had all the personality of an expensive hotel room. Now there was color and texture and plants in the windows and little knickknacks and pictures arranged on the endtables. He recognized some of his tennis trophies and Dixie’s candlesticks on the mantle and a couple of paintings from her apartment now adorned the walls.

She moved to stand beside him and took his hand. “What do you think?”

 “It’s wonderful. I can’t believe how well things just sort of blend together…”

Please, let that be an omen.

“Dix where did you get this?” he asked, noticing the afghan.

“Was it your mother’s?”

“Yeah. Where did you find it?”

“In one of the boxes in the closet. I found some of your baby things and the afghan and the pillows,” she said gesturing towards the sofa, “and a couple of quilts. Did your Mom make them?”

“My grandmother made the quilts, I think. Mom made this,” he said lifting the afghan. “I’d forgotten all about this. I remember lying under this and listening to the radio as a kid.” He sat down on the couch and picked up one of the pillows to examine it.

She smiled at the shared memory. “Was the little quilt yours?”

“Lots of little squares?” he asked.

She nodded.

“Yeah.”

“Well, I thought I’d save that for Scooter if you don’t mind.”

He looked up at her in silent agreement, not trusting himself to speak.

“I put the larger one on our bed,” she continued, “but then….”

“Then what?”

“Well, then the sheets didn’t match, so I decided to get new ones. And I figured as long as I was buying new sheets, I might as well replace the pillows and the towels and …” she trailed off, looking slightly chagrined.

“Dix, what are you trying to tell me?”

“That I spent a lot of money today.”

“Good. It looks like money well spent.” He stood up and wrapped his arms around her, kissing her hair. “I still can’t believe you did all this in one day…it looks so…”

“What…it looks so what?”

“Homey…like a family really lives here…like it might be a nice place to be a kid.”

She dropped her head against his chest. “Thank you,” she mumbled. Maybe that horse would catch up to the cart after all.

They stood together for a few moments until Kel asked, “Does the rest of the place look this good?”

“Why don’t I give you the nickel tour and you tell me?” She took his hand, leading him into the hallway. “Come on, we’ll start in the bedroom.”

“Why don’t we end in the bedroom?” he countered hopefully.

She regarded him for a moment before deciding on a plan. “We could, but I was thinking of ending with a brief demonstration on the uses of new towels.” He looked baffled, so she explained further. “They’re supposed to be very absorbent, perfect for moping up spilled water  - or bubbles.”

“Bubbles?” he asked. She couldn’t possibly be suggesting …

She reached up, wrapping one hand behind his neck and pulling his head down to whisper in his ear. “Bubbles. I told you, Kel. I spent a lot of money today. I picked up a few things for us too.”

In the spirit of family and cooperation he had to agree with her. A demonstration of the absorbent quality of towels sounded perfect. Just perfect.  

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Acknowledgements: Thanks to Audrey and Stephanie for letting me borrow their E! universe for my amusement [Audrey's note--I sure love what you've done with the place...*grin*], to LaraLee for being willing to discuss the Desert Island Top Ten books of fictional characters, and to AJM, as always, for her encouragement and insights.

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