Subject:
So what is it, then?

You.	So what's the problem, then? Hey, you did say that if we wanted to know we had to ask...
Smudge	How did I know this would be the inaugural question?
Black Mage	Because it would cause discomfort to you and we in the evil business are always out to inflict the maximum amount of discomfort.
Darth Sidious	Furthermore, most people on the internet are inherently evil.
Squall Leonhart	..........
Smudge	Come again?
Squall Leonhart	...They aren't evil, they're just quiet introverts...
Darth Sidious	Well, as they say, it's always the quiet ones.
Black Mage	Quite right.
Darth Sidious	But in all seriousness, nearly all of us professional evil-doers are quiet introverts.
Black Mage	When was the last time you saw an evil overlord mingling at a cocktail party? If we were the sort of people to mingle casually, we wouldn't be evil in the first place.
Smudge	Fascinating. I hope that answers your question.
Mister Rogers	Actually, you didn't answer their question at all.
Smudge	Well that's fine, I didn't feel like it anyway.

Subject:
what a rip off