Subject:
Big money, big money,
big money...
 You. | Who is Spain? |
 Smudge |
And you people wonder what kind of crap we don't answer... |
 The Otaking | Wait. I thought you were gone and we were supposed to have some sort of coherent story arc or something. |
Smudge | Huh? Oh, yeah. Sorry. Forgot. |
Smudge | |
Smudge | Umm... Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along. |
The Otaking | I don't think it's working. |
Smudge | Onto the next story arc, I suppose.... |
 Famous Adventurer | Something came in the mail for you, oh Prince of Shapeir. |
 The Hero! | Cool! There's a job opening up north. All I have to do is defeat the evil State of Washington. |
 Third Person Omniscient Narration | Meanwhile, in its secret Lair of Skulls, Washington was concocting another evil scheme... |
 The Evil State Of Washington | BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
 The Princess |
I've been without a TV for a year now and I'm revolted when I see it now. Why does Ozzy Osbourne have a reality show? What the hell has happened to the world since I've been away? |
 African Tribesmen |
Ma fhimt, Molobey. Hare nahae t'puluab The Osbournes? |
 Translation |
Greetings and salutations, Molobey. By chance, did you happen to view The Osbournes the evening before last? |
| Poutasa am quab nohama. Alfa yarin zi "Sharon! Sharon!" onodohey yama? Heh... Unta. | African Tribesmen |
| Most certainly I did. Do you recall him yelling "Sharon! Sharon!" when he misplaced the cat? Heh... Most droll. | Translation |
African Tribesmen |
Nwraon! Ena am tonnowa? Ha ha! Unta, comne... Hinna yanna mahatva n'go? |
Translation |
Indubitably! And the dog? Ha ha! Quite droll, indeed... Can you imagine that there are some uncultured personages out there who do not watch this show? |
You. |
Why have your jokes gotten so long? |
 Dr. Sigmund Freud |
Undercompensation. |
Dr. Sigmund Freud |
*nudgenudgewinkwink* |
You. |
YAY! There's no more class ever again! |
 Søren Kierkegaard |
You mean Marx was right? |
 Plato |
HEY-O! |
Søren Kierkegaard |
Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitress. |
