A/n: Ok folks! Here is my first essay attempt in
English 101. I was to give a topic sentence and then
come up with a paragraph of 150 words based around it!
I think its rather humorous and so I present to
you.....*dramatic drum roll* MY true life story
of...*DUN DUN DUN*... 


"Adventures in Babysitting"
By: Angel Grrl


Disclaimer: I OWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!
*sigh* It's so nice to say that.


One should never give a 3 year old a bucket of candy.
First of all, the child in question will slowly start
to resemble a monkey on acid. He/she will be into
EVERYTHING and by some stroke of genius on their part,
will decide that whatever is over a hundred dollars
and was purchased at Radio Shack is the ENEMY and it
must be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Therefore, the
offending and mind you, expensive piece of equipment
will become just tiny shards of plastic in the carpet.
But, wait! it gets better. Sometime during this
carnage festival of electronic equipment, the child
will abandon all natural sanity and start running
through the house, whilst carrying the main part of
the new DVD player, arms flailing and screaming at the
top of their lungs. Now, it is almost a guarantee that
during this kiddie destructo-fest the child will just
fall over and go to sleep, acting as if nothing is
wrong in the world. However, when the "reliable"
babysitter awakes from his/her nap, somewhere in the
back of her mind is Chopin's "death March" slowly
playing on a lone piano...by the decapitated Barbie
sitting nearby. 


Please read and please review. And tell me whatcha
think! BTw, It's ALL TRUE!!!!! EVERY LAST WORD!