Things I Noticed in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(that everybody else has failed to mention)



1. Elrond is SO supportive of his kids!

2. Ok...when Aragorn is talking to Eowyn, she asks him
where he got the Evenstar necklace from. He says "Shes
sailing to the grey havens." Eowyn knows this 
mysterious person is an Elf. However, later on, 
Legolas gives the Evenstar back to Aragorn...and she's 
watching. Now, noticing the expression on her face, 
and the two men's body language...what if she thought 
that Legolas was the one who gave him the necklace in 
the first place? SLASH MOMENT!

3. Does anybody else not agree that the song by 
War "Why Can't We Be Friends?" should have been 
playing at the battle of Helms Deep?

4. The two towers were reduced to Minas Tirith...and 
Saruman's puddle.

5. The whole scene with the Ents...how effective would 
that be for a "Save the Rainforest" commercial?

6. Legolas should have his own theme song at the 
battle of Helms Deep...I'm thinking Christina 
Aguilera "Dirty"

7. Um...if there were these big-ass dragon looking 
birds flying around above MY city...I wouldn't have 
been just  STANDING there looking like the newest 
member of the Betty Ford clinic.

8. Dwarf tossing is back in style!

9. ....as of this moment, I will never again eat 
rabbit or a fish....EVER!! I am a vegetarian...Sir Ian 
McKellen better send me the newsletter.

10. Legolas stole that whole sliding down the stairs 
move from those dorks who jump onto the tiny-ass 
boogie boards in the pool. But at least he was more 
graceful.

11. Grima Wormtongue...being a villain is no excuse 
for poor hygeine!

12. ...and neither is being a king. Just...eww.

13. After sitting in a tree for that long a 
time...wouldn't your ass hurt?!