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• Jack politely asked them to leave...
  "KISS STEEL, BASTARDS!!!"

• (Sabrina and Jessica are arguing over Edward Norton)
  Sabrina: No! He's mine!
  Jessica: NO! You have to share the retarded love!!!

• Sabrina(after getting her eyebrows waxed): You have a lot of pent-up aggression, don't you?
  (Also said:) STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BIKINI AREA!

• Jessica(to Sabrina before getting waxed): You look like a fur-beast!
  Sabrina: FROM BOTSWANA!!!!!

• Sabrina: I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by women as well as men.

• Lenell (after seeing a commercial for a show that had squirrels attacking a lady): SEE?!?! And everybody called me crazy!!! it's the squirrels...the squirrels.
  Sabrina: With nunchucks, yes?

• Sabrina: Do that again....and I'll move you closer to God....PHYSICALLY!

• *heard in a song* "You only love me when you want poonani"

• Dottie: Is your mom going to pick you up at the airport?
  Sabrina: No, my Dad's gonna pin a $20 on me and wish me the best of luck!

• Sabrina: You live across the street from a Starbucks. I go in and just strap a tourniquet to my arm and ask for an IV of caffeine straight up "Mama needs a hit, BEAN WHORE!"
  Maxy: XD

• Sabrina: Briny needs to get laid
  Christine: that eager eh?
  Sabrina: I'm 20 years old and a virgin. Looking at LINOLEUM makes me want to have sex. I mean, I've gotten to this WEIRD point
  Christine: weird point? what kind of point?
  Sabrina: There's a dude in my Broadcast Studio class, who I think is hot, but his fingers bend weird. Like they bend backwards....and I've only got one thought in my mind
  Sabrina: I don't think I need to express that thought, but nevertheless.....it's there!
  Christine: ^^;;
  Christine: find the right guy to get laid with though
  Sabrina: I told you! It's a weird point
  Sabrina: At this moment, I'll take anybody! PULSE OPTIONAL!
  Christine: lol