A/N: Ok...this came like in a moment of inspiration and I blame "Ritter Sport"
chocolate, ok? Yummy! Ok, this is based on Jack's song "What is this?" from the
Nightmare Before Christmas. VERY GOOD MOVIE! Ok...please enjoy. Flame me all ya
want! this is in the POV of Mr. Weasley.


Disclaimer: I own diddly-squat! I don't own the song, and I don't own Mr.
Weasley. I own the idea for the fanfic. ^_^


"What is this?"
By: Angel Grrl



What's this? What's this?
There's muggles everywhere
What's this? There's wires in the air
What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming
Wake up Art, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this? The people are smoking bongs.
What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing
Everybody seems so happy. Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this? What's this?

There's children throwing baseballs, instead of throwing snitches
they're busy building forts and absolutely there's no witches.
There's bars on every window, oh, I can't believe my eyes
and in my bones, I feel the warmth that's coming from inside...

Oh, look, what's this? They're raising subway rates.
They're pissed? Why that looks so unique.
Inspired! They're gathering around a little trash can
and roasting garbage on a fire!
What's this?

What's this in here?
They've got a little box, how queer.
And who would ever think, and why.
They're covering it with big bunny ears,
That's got static in the air,
and there's a frown on everyone
so now correct me if I'm wrong,
oh, this looks like fun, this looks like fun,
oh, could it be I got my wish?!
What's this?

Oh, my, what now?
The people are asleep
But look! There's nothing underneath
No beds! No cops here to preach and scare them,
or ensnare them, oh! the little cozy things
secure inside their dream land
..........*sigh*...........
WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!

The magic is all missing
and the dementors can't be found
and in their place there seems to be good feeling all around
Instead of screams, I swear I can hear music in the air
the smell of oil and batteries are absolutely everywhere.....

The SIGHTS! the SOUNDS!
They're everywhere, and all around
I've never felt so good before
There's such a place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough
OH I WANT IT! OH I WANT IT! OH I WANT IT FOR MY OWN!
I've got to know! I've got to know!
What is this place that I have found?!?!
What.....is.....THIS?!?!?!?!?!

THWACK!!!!!

..........New York??? Hmm.............


A/N: Hope ya liked it! Feel free to flame and comment. Thanks!