Audience (clap and cheers)

Host-  Hello and welcome to ‘Trials’ today our theme is.... strong people, hard situations. 
First up we have Kade.  Kade tell us about your situation....

Audience (clap and cheers)

Kade-  Well Naraku ruined my life.  He took my sister, Kikyou, away from me.

Audience- (gasp)

Host-  Why did you bring your friends here today?

Kade-  Well, they have been fighting him.

Audience (clap and cheers)

Host-  Lets bring the first one out, Kagome.  Come on out!

Audience (clap and cheers)

*Kagome comes out with Shippou on her shoulder, and sits next to Kade.

Shippou-  And Shippou!

Host-  Ah, yes.  Sorry.  And Shippou!  Kagome, tell us about you.

Kagome-  Well, I’m a normal high school student.  I’m the resurrection of Kikyou.  I
travel through time in the ‘Bone Eaters Well’ in my family’s shrine.  And I had the
Shinkon No Tama in me untill it was bitten out and I kind of blew it up.  Now we are
looking for the shards.

Host- How sad. 

Kagome- Hu?

Host-  Shippou?

Shippou-  Some really mean guys, the ‘Thunder Brothers’ killed my dad.

Audience- Ah!

Shippou- I know!  And Inu Yasha killed them for me.  After they kidnapped Kagome. But
Inu Yasha is really a jerk!

Audience (clap and cheers)

Shippou-  That’s about it!

Host-  Well this Inu Yasha sounds like a nice guy!

Shippou-  Uh.......

Host-  Lets bring out Inu Yasha!

Audience- (clap and cheers)

*Inu Yasha walks out angrily and sits next to Kagome with his arms crossed

Host-  Inu Yasha tell us about yourself

Inu Yasha-.........no

Kagome-  His girlfriend, Kikyou,  killed him!

Audience- Oh!

Inu Yasha- Shut up wench!

Host- Calm down

Shippou-  Naraku pretended to be Inu Yasha, hurt Kikyou and she pinned him to a tree
for 60 years!

Audience- Oh no!

Inu Yasha- I thought I said shut up!

*Inu Yasha hits him on the head

Shippou- OW!

Kade-  Calm down Inu Yasha

Inu Yasha-  Don’t start with me old women!

Host-  Lets bring out Kikyou!

Audience- (clap and cheers)

*Kikyou walks out and sits next to Inu Yasha.  Her youkai are flying around her.  Kagome
looks worried.

Inu Yasha-  Kikyou......

Kikyou-  Imoto-san.

Kade-  Onee-san.

Kikyou-  Inu Yasha.

Host-  Kikyou, how do you feel?  Naraku tricking you, you dieing.  Trying to kill your
boyfriend

*Inu Yasha blushes

Kikyou-  .........

Host-  What about Kagome having your soul?

Kagome-  Hey!

Kikyou-  .........

Host-  Okay, what about the love triangle you three are in?

Inu Yasha and Kagome-  WHAT!

Inu Yasha-  Where did you hear that?!

*Host points to Kade

Inu Yasha-  I’ll kill you!

*Kagome holds him back

Host-  We’ll be right back

****Commercial****

Host-  Were back!  Next we’ll bring out Sango!

Audience- (clap and cheers)

*Sango comes out and sits next to Kikyou looking nervously at her.

Host-  Sango?

Sango-  Well, I come from a family on youkai exterminators.  And on one job where I was
training my younger brother, Kohaku, he set him against me and he tried to kill me.  Then
he was killed.  Naraku killed my hole family and village.  Then tricked me into thinking it
was Inu Yasha who did it and got me to attack him

Audience- (gasp)

Inu Yasha-  (snort)

Sango-  Now I’m traveling with them to kill Narraku and get the Shinkon No Tama
Shards.

Audience- (clap and cheers)

Host-  And how do you feel?

Sango-  What?  I’m angry.  I want to kill him.

Host-  I can imagine.  Anyway,

*Sango looks at Kagome and she shrugs

Host- here is Miroku

Audience- (clap and cheers)

*Miroku walks out and goes to a group of girls in the front

Miroku-  You’re all very pretty.  Would any of like to bear my child?

(same time)
Inu Yasha-  Miroku!
Kagome-  Miroku-sama!
Sango-  Houshi-sama!

Miroku-  Think about it.

*He sits next to Sango and she gives him a cold stare

Host-  So I have hear that Sango is carrying your child. Is that right?

Sango- WHAT!?

*Miroku smiled and put an arm around Sango

Miroku-  Well, not yet!

*Sango punches him and he takes of his arm off

Miroku-  Anyway.  My great-grandfather was fighting Naraku and Naraku dressed up like
a women.  And, well, he was kind of a.....

Sango-  Hentai?

Miroku-  Ya, hentai.  Naraku cut through his hand.  Now everyone in our family line has a
hole in their hand that sucks everything up.  If Naraku dies the curse is lifted.  But if it
isn’t the hole will get bigger and suck me up.  

Audience- (gasp)

Miroku-  So I need children.  It’s really for the sake of the world.  Who knows what
would happen if Naraku lived? So any takers?

*Sango hits him

Host-  Miroku has given us a number to where he can be reached if anyone would like to
take him up on that.  Its flashing on your screen now.

*Everyone stares at Miroku and he smiles and flashes a peace sign at the camera

Host-  Now we have some special guests.  They almost didn’t make it.  Can you come
out?

Audience- (clap and cheers)

*Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken come out and and sit in order next to Miroku.  Shippou
hides behind Kagome.  Inu Yasha jumps up.

Inu Yasha-  Sesshoumaru!

Host-  Please sit down, we are just here to talk.

*Inu Yasha sits down and scowls at his smiling brother.

Seshoumaru-  Calm down little brother what are you so jumpy about?

Host-  Please welcome Seshoumaru, Rin,

*Rin waves wildly

Rin-  Hi!

*Jaken looks angrily over at her

Host-  and Jaken

Audience- (clap and cheers)

Host-  Please introduce yourselves.

Sesshoumaru-  I, Sesshoumaru, am the half brother of Inu Yasha.  Unlike my little brother
I am a full youkai.

*Inu Yasha grinds his teeth

Kagome-  Calm down Inu Yasha

Sesshoumaru-  And this is Rin, she travels with me.

*Rin giggles and holds onto his arm

Sesshoumaru-  Jaken works for me.

*Jaken looks hurt and mumbles to himself

Host-  Why is it, Sesshoumaru, you want Inu Yasha’s sword, the Tetsusaiga?

Sesshoumaru-  Why should a half yokai like him get such a powerful sword that he can’t
even use right and I, Sesshoumaru, get Tenseiga, a sword that can’t even kill?

*Inu Yasha jumps up.

Inu Yasha-  I can use it!  You want to try me you bastard?!

*He pulls out Tatsusaiga powered up

Kagome-  Inu Yasha-

Inu Yasha-  Shut up!  Come on Sesshoumaru, or are you all talk.  

*Sesshoumaru gets up with a smile and pulls out Toukijin

Sesshoumaru-  With Toukijin, you will die!

Inu Yasha-  Prepare to die!

*They run at each other and fight.

Host-  Please!

*Big stage men come running out and try to stop them with no affect.  Shippou watches
from behind Kagome who looks worried.  Kade and Kikyou watch silently.  Rin watches
wide eyed.  Jaken smiles why watching the fight.  While watching the battle with Sango
Miroku puts his hand on her leg and she beats him

Sango-  Don’t touch me!

*The ground breaks under the power of the swords.  The audience runs screaming.

Host-  Join us next time on ‘Trials’ the them is love and enemies. Ranma will be here and
we meet his fiancees, friends, family, and enemies.  And he’ll revile a secret to a classmate,
Kuno.