*audience claps*

Kagome is sitting at a desk with Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou on a couch next
to her.

Kagome-  Hello everyone!  Welcome to our first show!  I was told everyone loves our
work so much that they wanted to give us a TV talk show.

Inu Yasha-  What’s a TV?

Miroku, Sango, & Shippou-  I donno.

Kagome-  I am Kagome, a school girl who travels back in time threw a well.  This is Inu
Yasha, he is a half youkai.

Inu Yasha-  Did you have to tell everyone that you idiot?

Kagome-  ...........anyway, thats Miroku, a houshi.  And Sango, a youkai hunter.  That’s
Shippou, a kitsune youkai.

*audience cheers*

Kagome-  Okay, lets start off-

Inu Yasha-  Why does she get to be the host?  The manga is named after me!

Miroku-  If I remember correctly, they said Kagome is more of a people person.

Sango-  I can see that.

Kagome, big smile-  They are so kind!

Inu Yasha-  Bull (beep)...hey I can’t say (beep)?  What the hells wrong with (beep)?!  Oh
you mother (beep)...THAT TOO?!

Kagome-  INU YASHA, STOP!

Inu Yasha-  How about (beep)?  No...(beep)?  (beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep)?

They all stare.

Kagome-  I never knew there were so many words you can’t say on TV!

Sango-  Inu Yasha, you need to stop that.

Inu Yasha-  Oh (beef) off.

Kagome-  We are going to get canceled....

Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou-  What’s canceled?

Kagome-  Okay, everyone calm down!  Let’s read a letter...  Dear Kagome,

Inu Yasha-  Even the mail is to her?!

Kagome-  Why do you put up with Inu Yasha?  He is so mean to you!  Ya, I know...

Inu Yasha-  HEY!  I AM (beep)ING NICE TO YOU YOU WENCH!

Kagome-  INU YASHA, SIT!

Inu Yasha falls flat on the floore from the magic words.

Shippou-  Look, there are more letters in here...

Shippou comes out from behind Kagomes desk with a big stack of pappers.

Sango-  Read some Shippou.

Inu Yasha sits in his chair again mumbling.  Shippou picks a letter up and looks at it.  He
squints at it, turns it upside down, over, holds it up to the light, and finnaly drops his arms
down and pouts.

Shippou-  I can’t read!!!

Sango takes the letter.

Sango-  Here...Dear Miroku, Your so hot.  I can’t read this...

Miroku grabs the paper.

Miroku-  I can.  Miroku....hot...oh, here we are, I want to have your child, forget all those
other girls.  Please, get ahold of me.  Where is the address?!

Kagome-  Let’s stop reading letters...

Inu Yasha-  Ya...

Miroku & Shippou-  No!  This is fun!

Shippou-  Here read this one.

Shippou hands a letter to Miroku.

Miroku-  Dear Sango, You really are the most beautiful girl I have ever-That’s enough of
that, anymore for me?

Sango-  Hey!  Finish mine!

Miroku-  Why?  Aren’t I man enough for you?

Sango takes the letter and scans over it.

Sango-  What’s this word mean?

Sango shows Kagome and she snaches it up.

Kagome-  Uh...OH!  Enough letters!!!

Shippou-  AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kagome-  Let’s...take a call.  Someone, call...

Everyone waits.

Kagome-  I really don’t think anyone is watching....

Inu Yasha-  This sucks.

Kagome-  Do we have any guests?  Anything?!  When do we go to a com-

*commercial brake*

*audience claps*

Kagome-  Okay!  We have a caller.  Go ahead caller.

Caller-  I think you all should die!!!

Inu Yasha-  Who the hell is this?

Caller-  Especially Inu Yasha!  KUKUKU!!!

Miroku-  Wait, who laughs like that?

Sango-  Ya, I remember that laugh...

Shippou-  NARRAKU!

Inu Yasha jumps at camera and it falls over, camera man screams and runs away.

Inu Yasha-  WHERE IS THE (beep)?!

Kagome jumps up as Sango takes off her boomerang, Miroku unwraps the prayer beeds,
and Shiipou hides.

Kagome-  WAIT HE IS JUST ON THE PHONE!

Inu Yasha, Miroku, Sango, & Shippou-  WHAT’S A PHONE?!

Narraku-  Kukuku, over here Inu Yasha....no, over here...keep looking!!!

Kagome-  STOP IT NARRAKU.  INU YASHA, SIT!

*thump*

Inu Yasha-  YOU (beep)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome-  HE ISN’T REALLY HERE YOU GUYS!

A guy comes up to Kagome and whispers to her.  Kagome sits down hard.

Kagome-  I knew it...We got cancled...Goodbye everyone...Its been...well, I can’t say
fun...

*audience claps, fade to black*