*music from the dating game comes on, a camera moves to a darkened studio with a contestant and 5 singles sitting behind an individual wall,hiding the singles away from the contestant*
Host~ Hello and welcome to The *NDating Game, todays contestant is Tammy.
Tammy-:stares around kinda confused about how she got here: Excuse me sir...but how did I...
Host~*cuts her off* Today you will be finding your perfect match out of these 5 contestants.
*Camera moves to the other side of the wall where *Nsync is sitting,Justin is staring crosseyed twiddling his thumbs,JC is picking at his huge old veins,Chris is reading a"How To Improve Your Jokes," book,Joey is eating a bag or Dorito's Cool Ranch flavored chips, and Lance is just staring off into space*
Host~ Justin Timberlake*camera shows him as he stares straight smiling with a piece of lettuce in his teeth,the crowd of girls scream and boo at Tammy as she stare around lost*
JC Chavez*Jc looks up angrily*
JC~It's Chasez man, Shhh-zay,get it right
Host~Like we really care*continues with the list* Chris Kirkpatrick
Chris~ hey did you hear the one about the cat and the frog.....
Host~ No and frankly I don't want to Joey FATone
Joey~*looks up for the bag of chips and winks at the camera*
Host~ and Finally Lance Bass
Lance~* smiles at the camera* Howdy
Host~ Now you have had 10 questions pre-picked for you to ask the guys, ask away
Tammy~*Stares down at 10 3"x5" Bably-Blue index cards* Ok Bachelor number one, what do you look for in a girl?
Justin~ *stares around* Oh I am bachelor number 1.....ummm well ,yo I guess I look fors a goods personality yo, I am nots actuall ya bacherlor.....I am dating that one chica...Brit,ya her....so ya homes.
Tammy~*raises an eyebrow* I think I may have understood one word in that sentence so Im gonna move on,bachelor number 3
Chris~*smiles and wait for question*
Tammy~Would you ever want to marry and have cildren?
JC,Joey,Lance&Justin~*burst into laughter as Chris stares at them angrily*
Chris~ Well yes I would...some day,I just haven't found the right lady yet.
Tammy~ I am well pleased with that answer,at least i understood what he was saying.
Chris~:slyly smiles over at Justin:
Justin~ Hey Tam's or whatev,how olds are ya girl?
Tammy~16 why?
*Everyone except for Chris laugh hysterically*
Chris~ it could work....I may be in jail for a few years,but hey I am up for a long distant relationship
Tammy~:screeches: heck naw,..you old enough to be my father
Chris~ age aint nothing but a number*Lance punches him in the arm*
Tammy~ umm ok...bachelor number 5,what is your favorite song?
Lance~*pauses for a short while* Peaches and Cream by 112
Joey~*snickers* That's my fave too.....ifyaknowwhatimsayin
Tammy~ well that takes care of your question then Joey,I was going to ask if you were still a virgin,but nevermind. So I only have bachelor number 2,how do you feel about drugs in America?
JC~*stares around nervously* I don't do them I swear.....
Tammy~ I didn't say you did....
JC~ oh..ok...umm well.....they are uhh bad for you....but sometimes I guess they are good,ya know stressful days ask for....
Tammy~ OK Nevermind then.....
Host~ OK well it's time for you to choose a winner
Tammy~*sighs and thinks of a good one to pick* Well bachelor number 1 is already taken & I don't want to cheat,bachelore number 2 has sumthin to do with......... ummm let's just say no*laughs* Haa haaa Just Say NO,mmmkay bachelor number 3 is how do I put it nicely?.......OLD for me so automatic no,bachelor number 4..........ummm bachelor number 5*pauses* I'm gonna go with with bachelor number 5.
All of *Nsync stares at Lance in disbelief
Lance~"Girl were you alone?"
Tammy~*runs to other side of wall& squeezes Lance until he runs away in fear*
Lance*screams highs pitched,which is kinda odd*
Tammy~ Come back Lancie,we would make beautiful children.......
Host~ well until next time I am Howie Dorough for *NDating,next time our contestant will be Tomato....good night to you all.
