This is to the tune of *NSYNC's "You Don't Have to be Alone", which is a Christmas song that can be found on the "Grinch" soundtrack, incase you didn't know that already. It's not really that funny (I don't think) if you haven't heard the song, so I reccomend you listen to it right away! It's a really good song. A lot better than this. This is a song about some girlfriend of theirs who loses her good taste in clothes. And some old neighbor lady.
You Don't Have To Buy Me Clothes
I don't know when you fell apart
The fashion sense you had was like a work of art
I used to see Heaven as it dried
Now angels are falling from your (clothes) line
Things you bought
Were so wrong
My new silky P.J.'s were too long
The outside was
On the inside
Why did you buy that line?
Now I think
You should know
You don't have to buy me clothes
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Outside the neighbor seems so cold
Her feet are frozen to the snow
And that's bad because
She's 89 years old
Your toes are red because they fried
When you fell asleep by the fireside
On this Christmas, baby
You don't have to buy me clothes
And I had only one thing on my list
For me, *cough* you would be the *cough* perfect *cough* gift
There's nothing colder than an empty closet
So I already gave FuMan a $5,000 deposit
The smiles we gave
When my image was saved
By your awesome taste in threads
That's subsided now
No fashion sense around
It disappeared just like Chris' dreads
CHORUS
Please don't ever buy me clothes
Please don't ever buy me any clothes at all
Please don't ever buy me clothes
Please don't ever buy me clothes
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