If you didn't get tickets, maybe you can relate to these songs. Also, don't get mad at people who just can't seem to stop being excited about their tickets. It's hard. (The stuff in the song about "walking sticks" and all that are because we drove by a concert near us last summer and there were a bunch of people walking to it.) ~*I didn't really meet *NSYNC*~*NSYNC Boys
To the tune of LFO's "Summer Girls"
Yeah, I like it when the boys stop by
In the summa
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
When we met
That summa
New Kids on the Block
Had a bunch’a hits
Frankly, they make me sick
But I think it’s fly
When *NSYNC stops by
In the summa,
In the summa
I’ve seen them,
They wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I’d take ‘em if I had one wish
They’ve been gone
Since that summa,
Since that summa
Hip-hop poppers
Hair thick
Hate Spam
Met you one summer
And it all began
You’re the best guys
That I ever did see
The great Justin Timberlake, JRT
When you start to sing
You dunk like the Hornets
I hear JC
Wrote a whole bunch’a sonnets
Call me when I’m near ya
‘Cause I can’t speak, baby
Songs on your CD
Like "Drive Myself Crazy"
Now I can’t forget them
And it makes me mad
You left one day
And never came back
Stayed in summer
Then hit the road
"Girl are you at home?"
Wasn’t home alone!
Sang "I need love"
But now you don’t sing it
Joey Fatone
Was tryin’ to think it
When I met you
I said, "My name's Tomata"
Justin Timberlake called me
"A BSB hatea!"
New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Frankly, they make me sick
And I think it’s fly
When the boys stop by
For the summa, for the summa
I’ve seen Chris
He wears Abercrombie and Fitch
I’d rob him ‘cause he’s really rich
But he’s been gone since that summa,
Since that summa
Joey, Chris, Lance,
JC, and Justy
All of the girls
Know they’re the best-y
Always been hip
To the *N-boy style
Chris: Known to act wild
Justin: Make a girl smile
Who’s New Edition?
Love the ‘Candy’ girl
Remind me of you
Because you rock my world!
You come from O-town
Where the boy-bands grow
You rap "Just Got Paid"
Yet speak real slow
You love hip-hop
And rock and roll
Half your dads took off
When you were real little
There was a good man
Named James Lance Bass
And he’s a good man
‘Cause he goes to mass
You love Fun Dip
And Cherry Coke
Chris likes the way I laugh
When he tells a joke
When I met you
I said, "Hey *NSYNC, ‘sup?!"
And Chris said, "We
Like to blow stuff up!"
New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch of hits
Frankly, they make me sick
And I think it fly
When *NSYNC stops by
In da summa
In da summa
I’ve seen Lance
He wears Abercrombie and Fitch
I’d take him if I had one wish
He’s been gone since that summa,
Since That summa
*NSYNC, they’ve got
It goin’ on
Sing’n’ and dancin’
To the hit pop songs
*NSYNC boys
Are the kind I like
I’ll steal your money
Like I stole your mic’
Little tube tops
And walking sticks
My mind takes me back there
Oh-so quick
Let you off the hook
Like my man,
Little Nicky
Think about that evening
And I’m sad,
‘Cause I missed thee
Like the song called
"It’s Gonna Be Me"
And the one where
You guys ‘Promise’ she
Sing real loud
But what’s the use?
I like Kevin Richardson
But hate Footloose
Came in the door,
Said it before,
Think I’m over you
But I’m really not sure
When I met you
I said, "My name's Tomata"
You said, "Love to chat
But we gotta split! Latea!"
NKOTB
Had a bunch of hits
And they still make me sick
But I think it’s fly
When *NSYNC stops by
In da summa,
In da summa
I hate girls
That wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I can tell which boy-band’s which!
But they’ve been gone
Since that summa,
Since that summa
*NSYNC boys come
And *NSYNC boys go
All are worthwhile
‘Cept Chris is so-so
*NSYNC boys come
And *NSYNC boys go
All are worthwhile
‘Cept Joey’s so-so
*NSYNC boys
Got it goin’ on
Singin’ ‘n’ dancin’
To the hit pop songs
*NSYNC boys
Are the kind I like
I’ll steal your money
Like I stole your mic’
New Kids On The Block
Had a bunch’a hits
And, yep, they make me sick
But I think it’s fly
When *NSYNC stops by
In da summa,
In da summa
And once more,
I hate Abercrombie and Fitch
I’d burn it if I had one wish
*NSYNC’s been gone
Since that summa,
Since that summa
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