2). LONDON (Jan. 10) - A hospital admitted on Thursday it mistakenly sent letters to 30 patients, including six elderly men, telling them they were pregnant.

Could it Get any Worse???

In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world, what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"

  Studies Show That...

 New studies show that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant. Related studies have revealed that women who drink Long Island Iced Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back seat of a Camaro with sticky hair.

Two Dogs Making Love

One day a man and his little boy were walking down the street. The little boy pointed out two dogs who were in the middle of love making. The little boy was puzzled. He asked his father, "Daddy, what are those dogs doing???"

The father replied, "Son, one of those dogs is sick, and the other one is carrying his friend home."

The little boy thought about this for a moment, and replied, "Dad, Mom gets sick too - and the mailman carries her home all the time!"

Crap Happens

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes, the man lets out some gas. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?" The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing." A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." The man lies there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps all over the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Half time, switch sides."

Nice Bike! Better lock it up good. I got this picture during a vacation to Canada. I thought it was funny.

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