THE 2004 AWARDS
SHOW!
Yes it's 2005 but the 2004 season
refuses to go away. Even though the 04 season was a short one,
that doesn't mean we can't acknowledge what did go on.
Let the FWL awards show begin--minus the lame award presenter banter
DOMINATE PLAYER (mvp):
Goes to...AARON FORD of the Cole Steamers. He led the league in
homeruns, runs, wins, hits and won the overall championship, nuff
said.
DOMINATE PITCHER (cy-young):
KNUCKLEBONES of the Cole Steamers. Every start produced a win
and almost made Cole's closer (Thuderstruck) a non-factor.
SURPRISE PERFORMANCE:
This is actually a tie...Bells and Burns win it.
Any other year Bells would win this one hands down but the return of
Burns has to be acknowledged. Everybody thought Burns had played
his last game of Wiffle but he proved everybody wrong. True he
couldn't even beat Seay but it was a return none the less.
OFF THE BENCH BAD-ASS:
It's old man Lay It Down of the Dayton Drunks. He has been
playing, of and on, since the early eighties. Every year he says
he is going to retire but comes back at the last second--to no fan
fair [probably because nobody gives a crap, but...].
THE FOOLINHIMSELF:
This is a new one and it goes to the player who thinks he is good but
actually sucks. That player is obviously Seay of Dayton.
With every loss he gets more and more pissed at himself [as if he
should be playing well]. You know, like that dude you play golf
with who never plays well but always gets mad as if he should be
shooting better [actually that applies to Seay as well].
CLOSER OF THE YEAR:
Its its its its...ACE OF SPADES (Barstow Boozers). Yes
Thunderstruck had more saves but it is real easy to get saves when
your team is always leading, so NUH!
THE GEORGE LUCAS (biggest
disappointment): You know, like how the
Prequels have been a disappointment...nevermind--And the award goes
to....IT'S A TIE, Derek (Palo) and Dustin (Winery) take it home.
Niether one played this year and it hurt the league. The
league's buzz was weak [I hate a weak buzz] and it caused big drop in
games played.
Hopefully the coming season will be
different with everybody playing as many games as we can fit in.
Aaron will be leaving town and moving his team with him, so things may
get a little funky in 05. We hope that somebody else will step
up or maybe Aaron will just come to town EVERY WEEKEND this summer.
EVERY WEEKEND? I MEAN EVERY WEEKEND!
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Hey wait!
Before you go, check out all the news from 2004 by clinkin
04 NEWS . League commish Beard killed himself, we invented a
three-man game, the neighbors yelled at us, it was a interesting year
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