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REGGIE JACKSON IS A JACK-ASS!
Just some random observations from the 2004
All-Star Home Run Derby...three
hour Home Run Derby.
There were a total of 88 homers hit.
Of those, Chris Berman used the work back 44 times.
He used the word gone twelve times.
And he made the reference of home runs going to a different town,
five times.
Reggie Jackson can not get enough of himself.
He also needs to crawl out of Derek Jeter’s ass.
We all know he’s good Regg but jeeezz.
Sammy Sosa has some serious pre-game water rituals.
What was with the poor a
whole bottle in my eyes
thing?
While Barry Bonds was being interviewed during the
competition, I actually started to find him to be a cool guy.
That is until he came out later (while the
Derby was still going) wearing his
street clothes and a Walkman on his head.
Then I went back to hating him.
David Ortiz would make a great towel boy or
cheerleader.
Never a Joe Morgan broadcast goes by without a
great obvious statement.
“You have to pull the ball to get it out in left field here.”
Not one of his best but he never disappoints
They had kids running around shagging and I was
really hoping, just once, that they would have a big OOHHHH inspiring
collision. (Does that make me a bad person?)
Miguel Tejada makes me want to learn Spanish.
He is still the most underrated short in the AL.—You
hear that Reggie?!
JULY 13TH 2004
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