B I O G R A P H I E S - H A P L O

E-mail Haplo at
haplo_1025@hotmail.com
Well, I guess
it's time for the
lead singer to spill his
guts about the almighty
history of his fortune huh? I guess
the best place to start is the beginning.

A long time ago, I was a baby. I was brought forth into this magnificent world by means of my loving mother. It was in the city of Calgary, Alberta that I saw my life open up to me. It was traumatizing. After about a three years in Calgary, we moved to Langley, British Columbia. There I met a life long pal, Justin Upton. We used to spend hours doing nothing. Those were the days.

Now I live here, and I have been living here for almost ten years. Yeah, Peachland is a great place.................until your third year at Peachland Elementary. The next year, I was at Glenrosa Junior, or should I say, "OKANAGAN REGIONAL PRISON / PSYCHO WARD". It was there I met the esteemed Kaylub Hyde. It all happened while in the computer lab at Glenrosa Junior during a relaxing game of Warcraft II. We started to talk and talking turned into cuddling, and that turned into kissing... well you know what I mean. Two years later we went to George Pringle Secondary School. That year sucked.

The next year, I met the love of my life; Angelique Pergantis. We fell in love and have been dating for a long time. We never get enough of eachother.

Well, that’s me. If you want to know about my life with the secret service, make sure to buy my book, My Life in the Secret Service, by me of course.

-Haplo