Kaylub's the coolest kid in the world.
I idolize him.
Gosh he's so cool.
Well, he's pretty cool anyways.
I mean, I guess he's alright.
He does have a few faults though,
But I can look past them.
Come to think of it, he's pretty dumb.
Kaylub's a gay teddy bear.
He's as queer as Richard Simons,
But looks like the sasquatch's ass on a bad hair day.
He sucks at guitar too.
His pants can pass as a ventilation system from 1953.
And what's up with the stupid black guitar,
I mean..... HIPPIE!!!
What a loser.
Fuck man, get a fuckin' life kid.
He thinks he's the head hancho of Cafe Insomnia,
But what he doesn't realize is....
I'M THE KING SHIT!
HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha
Come to think of it....
I used to like Kaylub

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