Quotes

Dimitri Bessano

A bastard son of a Viscount and a courtesan, Dimitri is highly educated but generally has two goals in life, the first to find the perfect wife the second to generally show up most of the nobility for the asses they truly are. Also, make life difficult for the Vendel and add new verses to his song about what you should do with them.

Dimitri upon waking up in a cell at the San Cristobal gaol.

 "I don't remember going to sleep here. It must have been a good night."

 

Dimitri numerous times in song

 “…And that’s what you do with a Vendel!”

 

At Queen Elaine’s Birthday ball as the guests enter for the feast.

Monique Flaubert (daughter of the Montaigne ambassador; looking at a group of Vodacce walking past) – "Just like the Vodacce to bring whores to a ball."
Niccolo Falzini (looking at Monique) – “I see it’s a fashion that’s caught on in Montaigne as well.”
Charles de Paix (Musketeer guard of Monique) – "I demand you explain yourself."
Dimitri (stepping in) – "My friend conjectured your charge to be a prostitute; I however will gladly say so openly."
 

Dimitri talking to his Cousin Portia about love.

Portia - I do not know if what I feel for Niccolo is this 'romantic love' or am I simply falling prey to lust.
(Portia crosses herself)
Dimitri takes out one of his indulgences stolen from the last Heirophant: "I've got a pardon for that!"
Portia looks horrified and hurriedly crosses herself again - "Dimitri!"
Taking out a signed indulgence for theft of indulgences - "Don't worry I'm covered for that too."

Sebastien LaBoulanger

Third son of a prolific Montaigne merchant family who makes flour and has nearly populated the whole of his village. He left home to become a sailor for the Sea Dogs having had a relative tell him what life is like in the Montaigne navy. He has since been promoted to Captain of Dimitri’s ship the Venture after an interesting voyage working for the Mayor of Canguine.

Sebastien on the deck of the Griffon (which he has captured, lost, recaptured, lost, and once again recaptured in the course of 24 hours) as the Crimson Roger comes into view on the horizon.
Sebastien (with manic defiance) - “No! I will not lose my ship again! Mr. Timm fetch me the cannon!”
 
Sebastien has just finished recounting the tale of his first command to Lord Mayor Wolff in which, Wolff's ship was captured, recaptured etc... all of which really happened.
Sebastien - "...And then the Montaigne pirate, they make a big wave that douse the cannon on the Crimson Roger and we sail to Cardican and deliver your cargo."
Mayor Wolff (without missing a beat and with a straight face) - "Didja die?"