With sacred vessel in hand and cloaked in the sacred mantle, hashers do down-downs
with their beverage of preference. They put their lips to the vessel, fully
aware that what doesn't go in them, goes on them. But first, we sing them
a song. These are the songs that make the hash world drink:
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1. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot I looked over Jordan, and what did I see? If you get there before I do |
12. One Skin (Tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean") His one skin hangs down to his two skin His two skin hangs down to his three His three skin hangs down to his foreskin His foreskin hangs down to his knee So roll back, roll back Roll back my foreskin for me, for me Roll back, roll back Roll back my foreskin for me Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 2. Cerveza! (to the tune of "Tequila!) Down-down, down down down-down down down Down down down-down-down down down Down-down, down down down-down down down Down down down-down-down down down Down down dowwwwn dowwwwn Down down down-down down-down-down CERVEZA! |
13. Put Your Left Over My Shoulder Put you right leg over my shoulder Put your left leg over my shoulder Mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah mlah Mlah mlah mlah mlha mlah mlah mlah Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 3. The Duke of York The good old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched up to the top of the hill Then he marched them down again (HEY!) Now when you're up you're up And when you're down you're down And when you're only halfway up You're neither up nor down, down, down, down |
14. So Now You Finally Shut Up So now you finally shut up, |
| 4. Here's to... Here's to {name}, she's true blue She's a hasher through and through She's a scumbag so they say And she'll never get to heaven Cuz she went the other way Drink it down, down, down, down... |
15. Her left (Tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean") Her left tit hangs down to her right tit Her right tit hangs down to her knee If her left tit hung down to her right tit She's get lots of weenie from me Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 5. DOWN-DOWN SONG Melody - Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-Te-Aay This is your DOWN-DOWN song, It isn't very long . . . Drink it down, down, down . . . |
16. Why was she born so beautiful Why was she born so beautiful? Why was she born at all? She's no fucking good to anyone She's no fucking good at all |
| 6. Meet the hashers (Tune of "Theme from The Flintstones") Hashers, meet the hasher They're the biggest drunks in history From the hash of Asuncion They're the leaders in debauchery Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years Watch them, as they down a lot of beer Down-down, down-down down-down Down down down down down down down down Down down down down down Down down down down down |
17. He's the meanest He's the meanest He sucks the horse's penis He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass Ever since he found it All he does it pound it He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass So drink chugga lugga lugga, drink chugga lugga lugga Drink chugga lugga lugga - Drink! He's the meanest, he's the horse's ass Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 7. Guarani warrior A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey! A-lay zuma zuma zuma, a-lay zuma zuma hey! Drink it down Guarani warrior Drink it down Guarani chief, chief, chief, chief |
18. Here's to brother hasher (Tune - "Ach, Du Lieber Augustin") Here's to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug He's happy, he's jolly He's fucked up by golly Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker Drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker Here's to brother hasher, may he chugga-lug Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 8. Finger Would you like a finger in your ear? Would you like my finger in your beer? No sir! Not very likely, not very likely, not very li-li-li-kely! Drink it down, down, down, down... |
19. Asshole Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee For cunt, for cunt, for country and my queen Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be Drink it down, down, down, down... |
| 9. BIRTHDAY SONG Melody - Happy Birthday to You Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, You look like a hasher, And you smell like one too. Drink it down, down, down . . . |
20. WHITE HOUSE ANTHEM We're the White House Hashers Scum of the earth Scourge of creation God-forsaken fornicatin' sons-of-bitches Found in every whore house Drink, smoke and screw We're the White House Hashers And we say "fuck you!" |
| 10. He oughtta be publicly pissed on He ought to be publicly pissed on He ought to be publicly shot He ought to be tied to the urinal To lie there and fester and rot Drink it down, down, down, down... |
21. Nellie darling (Tune of "Oscar Mayer Weiner" commercial) Oh your ass is like a stovepipe Nellie darling And the nipples on your tits are turning green There's a thousand flies a swarmin' 'round your pussy You're the nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen. |
| 11. Twenty toes Here's to the game of twenty toes It's played all over town The women play with ten toes up The man with ten toes down Drink it down, down, down, down... |
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