Those who have been used and abused by the Asuncion Hash House Harriers

May they drink in peace.

Upon leaving Parguay and the Asunción H3, worthy hashers are given a commemorative drinking vessel and encouraged to leave the country immediately.

All-Nighter: Sole survivor from the 1997 Asuncion H3. Struck fear into the hearts of fellow hashers by suggesting all night bashes at the Britannia Pub until 5 in the morning. Used up on Run 11. Now hashing with the Colorado Springs Hash House Harriers.

Hot Wax: Our first RA, he brought the Shit Shirt with him from the Cape Town H3. He knows three songs, and he knows them damn well--he's a hasher, through and through.. Used up on Run 14. Now hashing in Washington, DC.

Howdy Doo Doo: Came to Paraguay for a 3-month, no-expense paid vacation. In typical smooth pick up called, woo-ed a woman named Mirtha with the greeting, "Hola, Mierda." [Hello, sh*t]. Used up on Run 16. Now hashing with the Austin Hash House Harriers.

The Naked Gunny: Representing the United States Marine Corps, TNG was often the AH3's moral compass (and geographic, since he still managed to get lost even when running with his GPS). He showed up for his virgin hash wearing a trench coat over running shorts... at least we think he was wearing shorts. Used Up on Run 17.Now hashing with with Dublin Hash House Harriers.

ASSunción Hash House Harriers: The group was refounded with this name on July 22, 2001. Kinder sensibilities prevailed, and after 18 run we adopted the more geographcially correct (but less fun) name Asunción H3. So be it... the weather's still hot and the beer's still cold.

The Shumgler: The name was contorted in a horrible typographic accident, but the continues--cool, smug, and looking to take his surfboard to another part of the world. Classic line: after alquila-cops chased him down after he'd laid shreddie through Shopping del Sol, he was nonplussed. "After all, we'd left a trail." Oh, stop, you're killing me. Anyone here from out of town? Used up on Run No. 23. Now hashing in Washington, DC.

Marathon Barbie: Bringing shame and dishonor upon the AH3, Marathon Barbie actually won the Asunción marathon ... and did NOT stop for a beer along the way. MB offset her glamorous after-hash appearance with her fascination with modern marvels like marshmallows and fluourescent lighting. Used up on Run No. 33. Now hashing with Chicago Hash House Harriers.

Catwoman/Kitty Litter and The Joker: Say what you want about Catwoman: she's a dedicated mother (remember her throwing her body between her son's porcelain skin and the harmful ultraviolet rays of hte sun), she has a small bladder, she's blonde - she's a hasher through and through. The Joker was always there with a mellow presence, even if Saturday tennis did get in the way of the hash once or twice. Used up on Run No. 35. Now hashing with the Lisbon Hash House Harriers.

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