Little did Karen Roy know, when she assigned a Latin class video for her Latin II A and H Blocks she gave the divine spark that would create Corner Productions. Five sophomores, idealistic, brilliant, HORNY, banded together to produce a 36 minute long video covering the exploits of Julius Caesar in Gaul. In the process the Corner where they sat in the class was to become the intellectual Mecca* of Westwood High School. Blair "Gorilla Man" Baldwin, Nick "Genitilius" Gentilli, Hugh "HMac" MacDonald, Michael "the Donkey" Sloan-Rossiter, and Will "Guillermo" Viti produced, wrote, shot, starred in, and edited "Bellum Pulchra, Bellum Mala", a hit with students*. And in so doing, Corner Productions was born. And it was great (and seemed worthwhile to spend all our time making movies) when girls started throwing their panties at us*, though it would have been better if they girls weren't the girls' wrestling team. Since then we've been producing and shooting many short films, with many, many more in various stages of development. Stay tuned for more.

*These statements could neither be verified or denied by students of Westwood High School.