Bios
This is where I'll keep bios for important Star Wars Characters. More to come.
Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker, the son of Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala, was raised by his Uncle Owen Lars and Aunt Beru Lars. Growing up on the binary system of Tatooine, Luke always dreamed of joining the Imperial Academy and flying with the best pilots in the galaxy.
One day, Luke and his uncle came across some Jawa traders who offered to sell an R2 droid, and C-3PO. When the R2 droid broke down because of a bad motivator(which Luke complained about in an unbelievably shrill voice), the two men purchased C-3PO's partner, R2-D2.
While trying to get a restraining bolt off of R2-D2(placed on him by the Jawa traders), Luke accidentaly activated a holographic message. The message, meant for Obi-Wan Kenobi, was recorded by Princess Leia, the daughter of Bail Organa, the Senator from Alderaan. In the message, Leia begged for Obi-Wan's aid in the battle against the Empire.
After hearing about the message, Luke's Uncle told him to clear R2-D2's memory the following day. However, when Luke awoke, he discovered that the little droid ran away. The droid's journey led Luke to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan then saw the message
Obi-Wan, sensing that Luke's destiny was going to change drastically, decided to introduce Luke to the Force, and the fact that his father was a Jedi.
Although he declined Obi-Wan's offer to go to Alderaan with him and become a Jedi, Luke accepted after he discovered that stormtroopers had destroyed his home, Uncle Owen, and Aunt Beru. Luke then met up with Han Solo and his copilot, Chewbacca, at the Mos Eisley Cantina.
To make a long story short, Luke blew up a bunch of things, converted his daddy, and took on a bunch of Sith guys. Then the whole New Republic business came up, and Luke pretty much did the same thing, minus the converting his daddy part. In the New Jedi Order Era, Luke spends his time running away from the Yuuzhan Vong, even though he's the fourth most powerful being in the universe.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi is the son of nobody. For this reason, many consider him to be the father of the universe, though I fail to see the connection of not having a father and being one at the same time. During the Clone Wars, he falls into the Pit of Carkoon and, being it was on a Friday, was nearly swallowed but not. He instead managed to tranquilize the creature for the week he spent trying to find his way out. During that lamentably icky week, he subsisted on rocks and small bits of candy that local Tatooine children would drop while playing near the pit. When he finally escaped, he took to joining a Jawa basketball league, and brought a long string of wins to the Mos Eisley Maulers. However, Obi-Wan aged, and eventually had to retire. The thought of being beaten by robed creatures less than half his size was very embarrassing to him, and he took to sulking in caves and rarely appearing out in the open. A legend eventually developed around this, describing an old man who would come out when the suns were in alignment (though no astronomers ever tried to prove this) and feast upon Banthas, Bothans, and little whiny blonde-haired kids. This, understandably, caused many people to question his sanity. He eventually realized that he was getting nowhere in his life and constructed a plan to end his suffering. This incredible plan ended up being sent backwards through time to his former self, who dedicated his life to ending it (his life, that is, not the plan.) The unbelievably elaborate plan involved schematics for an enormous and terrifying space station, a small boy from Tatooine (two, in fact,) an astromech droid, his half-semi-cousin-sister-ish-type-person Leia Organa, and the Tantive IV, a Rebel capitol ship which he constructed by hand. From there the plan was masterfully executed, and so was he. Message ends.
Ben Kenobi
Ben Kenobi is Obi-Wan Kenobi's other personality. Both of them are schizos, naturally. Wretched Ben. Close the door, Ben.
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