Memorable Quotes

Here can be found quotes and video clips compiled from security tapes which members have found memorable for many reasons, most will relate to the DJO or one of it's members although some may not, explainations about the circumstanses regarding the quote may be provided

On hearing that DJO is neither Sith nor Jedi

" ahh . . and so are bound by no rules . . . limited only to your own strength . . no wonder you are formiddable . . "
- Padawan Tyrael Hodah

Dylan Storm to Keijen Blade

"where were when my dad died? I know what you said to Temba.... and I know where she was. she was out of the system on a long planned trip. you werent. you should have been the one to help him but you failed. when my mother, your sister died, Temba was there. Jet was there. I was there. you werent.... you failed DJO. you couldnt stand being loyal to them. you had to follow your own powerful lust. you failed my family.... uncle."
- Dylan Storm

Failed Attempts . . .

*his master brings out a hologram*
"These two will be your next bounty."
*it shows a picture of Dylan Storm and Morgaine Parcon*
"Capture them but do not kill them. They are descendants of great Force wielders..."
"Yes My master."
*gets in his Sith fighter and blasts away*
- Darth Ravonus

(Blackcat)*opens the box and takes Jet's hand*
"Jet, will you marry me?"
*takes the diamond ring out of the box and holds it out*
(Jet)* look's shocked *
"umm. . ahh"
* get's up and runs out as fast as she can *
(Grifter)"well blackcat at least she didnt punch you."
*looks from temba to blade*
- Blackcat Jenakabi, Jet, Grifter

Drem & Others

( Soul Crushers X-Return) ". . Someone has put a price for the heads of all the djo group . ."
( Dremoch DeLeoric ) " . . Really? How much for me? Maybe I'll take mine in and get the reward."
-Dremoch Deleoric & Soul Crusher<

(Drem)" . . Yeah I know what you mean. Hey, Sara's not going to be here for a while, how bout we go kill a civilization or two??"
*A glimmer of hope shows in his eyes as a smile forms on his face.*
(Grifter)" I think a good civilization exterimanation could be fun."
(Drem)*Starts to think*
"...Hey you think Sara would be mad at me if I did that though? I'm not sure she likes me killing."
(Grifter)"likes you killing? you mean she doesnt like killing or she's like Phoenix and doesnt like it when you get to kill and she doesnt?"
(Drem)*Shrugs his shoulders*
"I don't know, I think she thinks I'm just joking around whenever I tell her about our adventures."
(Grifter)"showt her the holovids. might do her some good to see you in action doing all that killing."
(Drem) * laughs at his old friend*
- Drem & Grif

(Ragnak) "mess with me and prepare to meet your maker"
(Drem)*Looks at Ragnak*
".You mean you can get me free long distance calls to my parents?"
- Drem & Ragnak

*Really wishes he had invested in that Daycare thing that salesman was pitching him last week.*
*Looks at Blade*
.Sheesh alright alright, I'll charge you half price for Daycare. But you have to put a smile on first
- Drem

*Looks at Grif with a sly smile*
".You want these cuffs for when Pheonix gets back?"
*thinks about the cuffs for a sec then shakes his head*
"nah she'd likely use them on me... on second thought hand them over."
- Drem & Grif

Shakes his head at the ignorance of youth
"Very doubtful that Dylan would say I'm a horrible person, or worse, that I have no sense of humor. His father and I were best friends and there was no better comedic duo this side of the galaxy. "
- Dremoch, to Jaya

Differing ideals

* Vade Walks in to see if everything is under control*
* turns to look at Vade*
" Control . . this is the DJO . . we don't believe in control"
- Phoenix Storm

Imperial Opinions . .

From what I gather, the DJO are more than capable to get things done, and do not hesitiate to rid the galaxy of anything they deem "unnecessary."
- Governor Admiral Sevlar

They would be perfect in exterminating those who elevate their image and undermine others, thinking they could destroy other people. Granted, the DJO are somewhat like that, but what makes them different from everyone else is that they are indeed fair.
- Governor Admiral Sevlar

"You are being tried for breaking the piece, possible conspiracy and most of all, abuse of authority . . ".
" . . We leave the full-fledged DJO members alone -- they don't barge in here and bring pandemonium to our cities. Understand?"
- Governor-Admiral Sevlar

Jedi Disputes . .

^A Holo of Jonn Starburner appears in the center of the room^
DJO members, Evidence from the attack on the Jedi Temple have concluded that DJO affiliates were involved, namely, Grifter Storm.
This matter needs immediate resolution, or things may escalade.
We need to know where the DJO stand on this matter. If you do not concur with the attack, we ask that you hand Grifter Storm and the others over to Jedi authority immediately.

- Jonn Starburner

(Jet)* appears from the shadows inside the temple room and records a message for the Jedi with icy tones and an expressionless face *

It has come to the attention that certain Jedi members namely those known as Dar Har and Karl Jinn, have aided the vong and peace Brigadiers in the death of Dagger Flett

Dagger Flett had close associations within DJO and do to this unspeakable outrage against us, we demand that the Jedi order either turn both these members over to us for disiplinary actions . . or refuseing that then they be expelled from the Jedi Order. . . we shall be expecting your answer in the mean time. . Jedi members shall be seen as possible vong and Peace Brigade allies and therefore hostile to us

* after recording turns and shadowwalks away again *

(Vade)"WE WILL NOT HAVE TRAITORS IN THE JEDI ORDER!!! CONSIDER THEM BANNED FROM THE ORDER! COMFIRMED AND APPROVED BY VADE, THEY ARE NO LONGER OF THE JEDI ORDER!"

*Vade is very angry*

"The shoud of the darkside has fallen."
- Jet Al'Meara & Vade

*strolls casually around the room glancing at some of the decorations*
"I love what you've done with place... its fabulous. oh is this from the Sang Tia dynasty? actually it makes no never mind..."
*turns to face Obi*
"I know full well what is going on the Jedi and the DJO... and I understand you're position... truely I do. However you're blame is misplaced. It was my wife and my star student that are the primary ones that did the damage. But... I put this before you... it was not their fault. My wife. Phoenix. She was raised to be an assasin... She is the sister of Keijen Blade. then shaped by the vong. My children rescued her but she wasnt in her right mind at the time. Obviously you dont hold her at fault."
*motions to Jet*
"and my dearest student Jet who I love as a daughter... how can you blame her Obi? She was only doing what I taught her to do. I trained her to be a lethal weapon. A killing machine. She did me honor with her actions. So my freind Obi Parcon we come to this now. I am at fault for the crimes committed against the Jedi. I am here now to give you your version of Justice."
*tosses his own saber to Obi*
"Kill me Obi... Take your Justice."
- Grifter Storm

Typical lines

Can I get us into some trouble or what ?
-Grifter Storm

Nah . . I'am not really into calm at the moment
- Jet Al'Meara

* sighs and mumbles something about fights always interrupting her conversations with Dylan*
- Kurrimine "Steps"

*glares at Fretara*
Ok first of all I dont "play" and secondly who the hell are you...no wait dont answer that cause I dont care
- Morgaine Parcon

*looks at Sevlar*
"tales huh? if you've been talking to Drem dont believe them... I got way more women than he did..."
- Grifter Storm

The Begining of the Acorns . .

( Jet )*throws an acorn at him * alright there I went first now come on and attack me !
( Grifter )*spits his drink out laughing cause he couldnt believe she actually did that than makes sure she didnt steal his remote detonator*
( Zark ) umm okay * jumps at Jet swinging his saber at her side *
- Jet, Grifter & Zark

Keijen Blade to Everyone . .

*shouts*
"hey you guys lay off you know if I was still ruling trozen you wouldnt treat me like this.. Well maybe Phoenix but and prolly Grif damn I cant win."
- Keijen Blade
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Dylan) *looks at Morgaine * I bet you wouldn?t be smart enough to think of something like that
(Morgaine) *rolls her eyes * Oh screw you I?m brilliant?.and cool
(Dylan) *laughs at Morgaine and thinks to himself ?kids got a point there? *
Dylan & Morgaine
Jedi Master Namiel) I find your lack of faith disturbing?
(Morgaine) And I find your talking annoying?
- Morgaine Parcon
I?m not hostile, I?m annoyed
- Morgaine Parcon
I?M NOT MAD, IF I WERE MAD I?D BE YELLING!!!
- Morgaine Parcon
Friend? Friend is such a strong word to use, you haven?t even proved that I should trust you and your calling me friend? No see that?s where your wrong, I am not your friend and will probably never be one either. And in case you didn?t notice I already have a drink oh brilliant one
*sips her rootbeer*
- Morgaine Parcon
Yeah but still, cheap shot, everybody picks on the kid for doing nothing wrong?
-Morgaine Parcon
DJO Gift Giving
"Uh ok, me and Jet left him heads ok, the heads of two guards and a high ranking officer just to remind him to never mess with the DJO again, and while we were doing that Dylan and Griffen were taking out some of their TIE squadrons and a few buildings "
-Temba Parcon to Obi Parcon ( gifts to Slavik )
Incurring the Wraith of the DJO
*crosses arms and glares at Grift*
"Fine. I'll sit down. I'll even be civil, but if you come across this maggot brained moron who decided to blow up MY cantina, you tell him that he hasn't SEEN the true nature of the darkside yet..."
- Phoenix Storm
* Frowns at Setre *
" You won't fight back . . well thats no fun . . how about scream . . will you scream?? or whimper, I can even live with Whimper"
- Jet Al'Meara
*grins at Cyrex*
"you know I'm a little fuzzy on the whole concept of "or else" maybe you can enlighten me as to what exactly that means.... cause last time Ki said "or else" he ended up with his head rolling across the floor. then there was this other time this guy told Jet "or else" and she beat him into a coma. which "or else" do you mean? "
- Dylan Storm
* looks back at Nameless *
sister . .the only sister I have is Temba . . and the one here I don't trust is you . .so tread lightly or I may decide to beat the information out of you, making you worthless and therefore expendable
-Jet
"intresting .. well I'am a person who might decide to rip your ribcage out and wear it like a hat if I don't get satisfying answers, now what exactly are you making a living doing ? "
- Jet Al'Meara ( when getting an unsatisfiying answer from a stranger )
DJO Flirts
*smiles at Belle*
"You might want to watch some of these guys...they are the biggest flirts ever!"
*winks at Grifter*
"I already told you Phoenix that I dont flirt I engage women in simulating conversation to learn learn about their intellectual prowness."
Phoenix & Grifter Storm
DJO Pest Patrol
*continues to stare at the ceiling, then suddenly sees a fly buzzing around the ceiling above her, grabs one of her daggers, watches the fly for a few seconds and whips the dagger at the ceiling, it sticks into the fly and then to the ceiling, calls her dagger back to her and pulls the fly off it, throws the dead fly to the floor and sticks her dagger back on her belt*
-Temba Parcon ( first Fly kill)
*after several attempts to catch the fly she finally manages to grab it out of the air, looks at the fly between the two chop sticks*
"Huh"
*lets the fly go and then goes back to trying to catch it again*
- Temba Parcon
" . . see Temba . .your supposed to kill the pests . . flies . .annoying people . . pests = kill ."
- Jet Al'Meara
* takes out a datapad and types in " Temba killed Fly " adds the date and the time to it and then shows it to her *
"look see now i shall never forget the moment of your great accomplishment . .oh great master fly trapper and killer . . ."
-Jet Al'Meara ( after telling Temba to kill the flies not let them go, and being told by Temba that she had all ready killed a fly that day or had she forgotten ?)
Prank Wars
* opens her door and takes one look at her room with its bright yellow walls and screams in horror before slamming the door shut *
"YELLOW !! MY ROOM IS YELLOW !!!"
* racing down the stairs shes runs to the hanger to grab some of the white paint she saw there the other day before racing back up stairs giving a Dylan a look as she does *
"Just you wait .. YELLOW ! you painted my room YELLOW"
*howling she runs back upstairs and tries to paint her room white again . . keeps getting the urge to blow up the room . . the urge dosen't subside until the room is no longer yellow *
*wonders if he should mention he used a type of paint that bleeds through a few days after its painted over. thinks it'd be funny to just let the room turn yellow on its own and let her be surprised*
- Jet Al'Meara & Dylan Storm
Only at the CCC
Planti'ous the Ewok - (wobbles into the cantina and stops when he see's the other Ewoks)
BACHOOOOTA!
(grabs his stick with a rock at the end and gets in a fighting stance)
Butu fajpati (Who are you?)
(tilts his head wondering where the other Ewoks went to)
(walks up to Dylan raising his arms high and shaking them)
GACHUT PACLIBA CALI! (That should show them to mess with me!)
Dylan Storm - *looks down at the ewok in no mood to deal with puppies that walk on two legs. takes out his lightsaber and cracks the ewok over the skull with it*
beat it furball.
Planti'ous the Ewok- (stumbles back a bit rubbing the top of his head and walks away looking back at him)
taku bugit lavu (Stupid hairless person.)
Rei Blade- *Shakes her head at Hoole, nods to Lyria and approaches the ewok and bows deeply, with her hands open in front of her.*
*Thinks*
How are you?
Planti'ous the Ewok - (looks at the girl in front of him)
gachuta, copa tadele bula fachu habata. (Fine, but that ugly-hairless man hit me.)
(see's the annoying man ( Hoole) glaring at him and raises his stick above his head)
BACHOOOTA!
(growls at the annoying man and bites him in the leg)
TABAL GATUPA! (I HAVE RABIES!)
(wobbles away quickly hiding behind the nice lady)
Rei Blade - *Kneels down with the ewok once again*
"I know that it may be a little conceited, but would you like to be able to speak the same language as everyone here? I could use my magic so that you could if you wanted to."
Planti'ous the Ewok -(looks at the nice lady and shakes his head)
hatupa chaku letipah ferti helup (Too many crazy people would want to talk to me.)
(runs at and jumps on the annoying mans head and starts biting his ears as he holds on to his head from behind)
BACHOOOTA!
Obi Parcon - *smiles, seeing the Ewok in action*
Hoole - *Shakes the ewok off*
DIE TESLA DIE!
Jeryl Mandolan - *Chuckles*
I always thought ewoks were cool.
Rei Blade - *uses the force to pull the ewok back to her*
"You really shouldn't do that you know..."
Planti'ous the Ewok - (rolls as he hits the floor and rams his knee buckling it, then bites him on the thigh, jumps on a chair and jumps on his back again biting on his ears)
BACHOOOTA!
(lands next to the nice lady and smiles at her before running towards the annoying man again)
BACHOOOTA!
Rei Blade - *Walks over and using a freeze spell, bestills the fiesty ewok. She picks him up and carries him to the table.*
"Now stop that! Please."
Planti'ous the Ewok - (barely moves his eyes to look at the nice lady as if saying "but I almost had him!")
(wobbles to his feet and grabs his stick with the rock at the end)
tiki fabuta, calatechuta (Thank you, but I could of won.)
Rei Blade - *is worried since the ewok has slighly violent tendancies*
- Planti'ous the Ewok( lives in the storage room of the CCC apparantly . .), Dylan Storm, Rei Blade, Obi parcon,Jeryl Mandolan
(Morgaine) *appears just inside the door on Apparitions back, walks her over to where Dylan is sitting and holds out her hand to help him up*
( Dylan ) *looks up at Morgaine and bursts out laughing*
you dont see this everyday...
*takes her hand and hops up on the ponies back. puts his arms around her and holds on tight*
( Morgaine ) *laughs*
Yeah well I figured why not do something different
*gives Apparition a small kick and she half rears and spins around, they gallop towards the door but vanish before they reach it*
( Dylan ) ahhhhhhh here we go with the spinning ag.....
*words trail off as they vanish*
( A few hours later . . . ))
( Morgaine) *the door swings open and Morgaine and Dylan ride in on Apparition, the horses hooves click on the wood floor as she walks her over to their favourite table and pulls her too a stop*
Well here we are
( Dylan) *looks around the bar from the back of the horse*
you know things sure do look different from up here...
*hops off then extends his hand to help Morgaine down*
( Dremoch ) * Notices Morgaine and Dylan riding into the CCC on a horse and points.<*br> Now THAT is more like the CCC that I remember.
* laughs *
( Dylan ) *wonders if the horse would like a beer. considers calling Vape over. changes his mind when he remembers its Morgaine's horse*
(Jet) * wonders if the horse in the bar thing is going to become a usual occurance and laughs *
(Morgaine) *grabs his arms and hops off Apparitions back*
Thanks
*looks at Drem*
Yeah its not something you see everyday
*pats Apparition on the neck and she gallops towards the door but disappears before she reaches it *
( Dylan) *watches as Apparition barrels through a crowd of people knocking them to the ground and cringes*
ewwww that had to hurt.... you know I really am starting to like that death animal.
( Morgaine) *laughs*
Shes not a death animal
( Dylan) *looks at Morgaine*
she's big fast and strong. I'd say she can cause some death if she wanted too...
*nods his head at the people on the ground moaning in pain*
see. that person there needs to be shot in the head.
- Morgaine,Dylan,Dremoch,Jet

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