A Goddess-in-training can never graduate to full fledge Goddess without first learning and memorizing the Goddess's Oath. Had a tough day at work? Feel you’re the only sane person left in the world? Well than just loudly proclaim this oath at the top of your lungs, and know that there is other Goddess's out they’re doing the same thing.

THE GODDESS'S OATH

I swear forever on this day
A Goddess I will always stay
I'll be charming and witty, sexy and funny,
Dating hot men who have lots of money
The coolest clothes I'll always be wearing
The best advice I'll only be sharing
Confidence I will radiate
Only the best men will I date
I'll love myself, I'll flirt skillfully
Men will worship and adore only me
I'll follow all the Goddess rules
I'll know that marriage is for fools
I'll be the best Goddess I can be
This Goddess oath I swear to thee