Frasier Quotes
Daphne :- There's nothing quite as exciting as a first date . you're both so full of questions. What's your favourite food ? Do you have brothers and sisters ? If you came back as an animal what sort of animal would it be ?
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Daphne :- Yeah it's like Gilbert and Sulivan only scary
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Daphne
to Niles: (after Frasier just informed Niles that he is
hosting a new Critic's Show on KACL). "No he went to that
Poppy woman instead"
Frasier: Is this a panel discussion?"
Niles: "You loathe Poppy!"
Frasier: "I do not! I think she's
delightful. <to Daphne>isn't she?"
Daphne: "She's an idiot!!!"
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Daphne:
(looking at Eddie laying on the floor knocked out from medication)
"I've never seen him like this. Eyes bulging, tongue lolling
out."
Martin: "Oh, he always gets that way when
he fights with Niles."
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Daphne: (picking up a fake newspaper that Martin had made for Frasier that has news dating back to the day he was born) "Good lord...Queen Elizabeth had another baby? I don't care what science can do, it's just not right!"
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Daphne :- " Look the way things are going I don't think I'm going to have children at least let me dress up the dog "
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Daphne :- "For me the pleasure of fishing has always been waiting for the men to come home with their catch I can still see me brothers friends coming back from the lake their chiselled faced all ruddy and wind burnt , oh they were so masculine I just couldn't wait to pan fry their kippers"
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Daphne
:- "If you want a feminine point of view just shut
your bloody cake hole and go !"