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Why Join?

Signing up for the club has MANY benefits, which are listed below, along with the details for becoming a member. As a member of SSFC™ (SeXXXy Steve Fan Club™), you will receive the following:

An Official SSFC™ Membership Card:

Show all your friends that you are a member of this elite organization with this Official laminated card!


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A Wallet Sized Picture Of Steve's Ass:

Now you can carry your FAVORITE part of Steve with you everywhere you go!

The Official SSFC™ Dawtbawd*

You'll never play the game of darts the same with this special Dawtbawd. Fatone tested, Fatone approved!

The Official SSFC™ Newsletter:

A publication that comes out bi-weekly with info on upcoming club events, Steve news, and everything else a fan club member could ever want.

A 4x6 Picture of THE Camera:

Yep, that's right! You get a pic of STEVE's camera. Wow.

A special pass to MEET Steve!*

This is a pass valid for up to 6 months after you become an SSFC™ member. Just show it to any security personnel at an event the Stever is at, and you will be granted 2 MINUTES with Steve, no hassle!!

Rules To Join

So, you think the Fan Club is something you'd be interested in? Well, all potential members to the SSFC™ must fill out the following questionarre:

What is your name?

Where are you from?

Age?

Have you met Steve before?

What's Steve's favorite color?

How long have you been a fan of the Steveroni?

What's your favorite Stever quality?

Describe in 50 words or less why we should accept you into the SeXXXy Steve Fan Club™

Rules, Regulations, and Terms of Service
All members and potential members must agree to the following terms to be considered for admittance into the SSFC™ They are as follows:

1. You must have attended an NSYNC concert in which you yelled until you got Stever's attention.

2. You must stand/sit at a café (preferably the "Tropics") for hours on end, singing, "You're a big, fine Italian, won't you back that ass up."

3. You must take ukulele lessons from Ruben.

4.You must not hesitate at all to make fun of, ridicule, and otherwise harrass any teenyboppers.

5. You must sing, yell, dance, or otherwise look like an ASS when Dre, Fritz, or Lonnie are around. Remember, as an SSFC™ member it is your job to keep Steve and his friends entertained.

6. You must get Lonnie to "back that ass up".

7. You must be at least 16 to join. (Due to the nature of profanity that inherently accompanies all SSFC™ meetings.)

8. You must get Steve to tell you he HATES something.

Your E-mail address


If you have read the above rules and completely filled out the registration form, and understand and are willing to comply with the regulations, click the button below:

If you do NOT agree to the aforementioned terms click the button below:

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