Anyone who feels that this site is 'not funny anymore' or 'not good because I left' doesn't have to come here. You act like we rigged your facken computer that once you came to EF, you were forever indebted to check out the updates. Pssh. If you don't like what the new girls are doing, there's a simple solution, DON'T COME HERE.

Ya know what, I'm not even going to call them 'NEW' anymore. This has been THEIR site for like 3 months now. So I left, GET OVER IT. Dude, I'm just an obnoxious bitch, not an idol. If you MUST know, I think if your biggest worry is writing them hatemail because they aren't me.. you need help. Like of the serious kind.

But DON'T think that gives you the right to compare them to me. They AREN'T me. They never will be. That woulda be kinda scary actually, eh girls? They've brought their own style of writing to this site, and I think they're doing a damn good job. If you think you are impressing me by telling them they suck, you're way wrong. There's two main reasons for this.

1. Nina and Olivia rock. Plain and simple. What do you have to complain about?? They've taken this site, which I updated once a month, and bring you TONS of updates EVERY WEEK. The stuff they write is FUNNY. They appreciate your feedback. They post what you have to say. They ask for your opinions. Geez people, some of you just can't be pleased! A lot of editors to the so called 'big popular sites' (which shit, EF is in the NSYNC world) don't give a rats ass about what you have to say. Yet they read your mail, reply to it, and listen to what you say. And I know from my own personal experiences, they are getting a LOT of mail.

2. The second reason you shouldn't waste your time bitching about this is plain and simple. I don't care. I care more about how much hair is on Carson's ass. And everyone KNOWS I HATE CARSON DALY. If you still had me as your editor, you wouldn't be too happy right now. I mean, I love all you guys for always supporting the site, making it so popular, and all the great feedback I used to get and everything. Don't get me wrong. But if I wanted to be here, I wouldn't have stopped writing. It's not like they bombarded me with email, threw a mutiny, and kicked me off my own damn site. I GAVE it to them.

It boils down to this, when you are dissing Olivia and Nina, you're dissing ME too. They're my girls, and I feel they're doing a DAMN GOOD job of keeping this site going. So, if you're saying I made a bad decision by handing EF over to them, you're not getting on my good side. Again, I don't know why you'd WANT to be on my good side. Do I even have one? I don't think so...

In closing, I would like to say: This is NOT my site anymore. If not for Nina and Olivia, there would be nothing at this website address except a blank page with Steve Fatone's email address. Not only are they keeping this page up for their own enjoyment, they're doing it for YOU, the reader. Show them some appreciation for all the work they put into this site. As a matter of fact, I've just declared the first week of April "Editor Appreciation Week". Not to sound rude, or like we're cool, but we're keeping you entertained with our writings, right? It's not like we get paid for this. So is it really fair for you to bitch at us for lack of updates, just not being funny sometimes, running out of ideas for a week, or not answering your mail within 24 hours? Nope.

It works both ways, editors appreciate the fans that keep getting their sites hits, give us a little slack and show that appreciation back. Don't ask me how. Be creative, find a way, and show them they aren't just working on this site for nothing. If you have a site or even a zine, put this pic up on it and spread the word. Then maybe you'll get some love too.

Oh yeah, I also appreciate Lucky and Alli :) Don't think I forgot about you two when I wrote this, but you two don't get the hate like they do.

That's all.
Peace, and Eric Stretch is a HOTTIE. See?