Quotes
"I know what you're thinking. Don't worry, I don't bite."-Angel when meeting Buffy
"The dead guy's all puddly now."-Buffy
"I won't wear my button that says, I'm a slayer, ask me how."-Buffy
"Clark Kent has a job, I just want a date."-Buffy
"Oh, I know this one; 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices...blah blah bity blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'" "It's as if you know me."-Buffy & Giles
"I've been indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You'd be amazed how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of those Watchers were." "Color me stunned."-Giles & Buffy
"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party."-Xander
"You're not a praying mantis, are you? Sorry...someone else."-Xander
"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting." "I know you meant to say gross and disturbing." "Yes, yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it."-Giles & Buffy
"Halloween quiet? I figured it would be a big ol'vamp scareapalooza." "Not according to Giles. He swears that Halloween is like dead for the undead. They stay in." "Those wacky vampires. That's why I love 'em. They just keeps ya guessing."-Xander & Buffy
"I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids." "I'll never be a kid." "All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing creature-of-the-night boyfriend."-Buffy & Angel
"Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security people. Are you all asleep or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"-Spike
"I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me. That's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."-Buffy
"Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons."-Giles
"I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath." "It was pretty impressive. Although, later there was an ick factor."-Xander & Willow
"You're The Slayer and we're, like, The Slayerettes."-Willow
"Those who can, do. Those who can't laugh at those who can do."-Xander
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one." "Could you not call me that?"-Xander & Angel
"Okay, Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have done without that one."-Xander
"Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills."-Angel
"Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?"-Willow
"I saw that. You were checking out my neck." "No I wasn't." "Just keep your distance pal." "I wasn't looking at your neck." "I told you to eat before we left."-Xander & Angel
"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul." "What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?"-Angel & Buffy
"You were my sire man. You were my...Yoda."-Spike
"You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine."-Buffy
"Oh. Sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have...Angel, how do you shave?"-Willow
"So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.' And the monkey's just sayin' 'I mock you with my monkey pants.' And then there's a big coup in the zoo."-Oz
"You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years." "Yeah, I'm irrational that way."-Willow & Xander
"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense." "Well, that would be one of the five." -Principal Snyder & Giles
"But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of, of fiends and devils and, and ghouls to engage. Pardon me for seeing the glass half full."-Giles
"And the weird behavior award goes to..."-Buffy about Xander
"Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm The Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron."-Buffy to Cordeilia
"Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."-Cordelia seeing Angel for the first time
"Which means we're still the undead's favorite party town."-Xander
"Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say Undead American?"-Buffy
"Hey! I got to hit someone!"-Xander
"Blood." "In Sunnydale. What a surprise."-Giles & Willow
"So, we dig some graves tonight?" "Oh boy! A field trip!"-Xander & Willow
"That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?" "Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out." "A bitca?"-Willow, Giles & Xander
"You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial."-Buffy
"Look, I'm not gonna tell, they're not gonna know, not your friends, not my friends. You wanna go to the utility closet and make out?" "God! Is that all you ever think about? Okay."-Xander & Cordelia
"Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man. It's Cordelia! Remember the 'We hate Cordelia Club,' of which you are the treasurer?"-Willow when she finds out Xander's secret girlfriend
"You never held out on me until the big, bad thing in the dark became my ex-honey."-Buffy
"Well, clearly the Hellmouth's answer to 'what do you get The Slayer who has everything?'"-Xander
"I can't wait for the boys to go non-verbal when they see you."-Buffy
"You know what? This would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk." Well, it'd work a lot better for me with the lights off."-Xander & Cordelia
"Nuff said! I propose Buffy slays 'em. All in favor? (raises his hand)-Xander
"Oh, well right now, I'm imagining you in jail. You're wearing a big, orange suit, and, oh look, the guards are beating you up."-Buffy
"There are no dead students here. This week."-Principal Snyder
"If we die in here I'm gonna kick your ass! I mean it."-Cordelia
"Man, Buffy! My whole life just passed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life."-Xander
"I think I speak for everyone when I say, huh?"-Buffy
"Take a walk, Overbite."-Xander
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."-Cordelia
"You don't know how to kill this thing." "I thought I might try violence." "Solid call."-Xander & Buffy
"Sure you are Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing."-Angel
"That's right, I wanna thank you. What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos and disorder?"-Principal Snyder
"Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?"-Xander
"I'll check Backer's office, see if I can find any post-it's marked 'why a monster might want me dead.'"-Buffy
"I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."-Xander
"Does 'rest in peace' have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot. You're not a people."-Buffy
"The Hellmouth presents; Dead Guys On Ice. Not exactly the evening we were aiming for."-Buffy
"You don't hide. You're bait. Go act...baity."-Xander
"I'm de Slayer." "Nice cover story. But here's a tip. Might wanna try it on someone who's not the real Slayer."-Kendra & Buffy
"It's your lucky day Spike." "Two Slayers!" "No waiting."-Buffy & Kendra
"Anyone who's not having fun here, follow me."-Buffy
"Generally speaking, when scary things get scared...not good."-Xander
"Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."-Buffy
"Gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."-Cordelia
"I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly."-Principal Snyder on the prospect of kicking Buffy out of Sunnydale High
"Speak English, or whatever they speak in...um...England?"-Buffy
"You...were...there?(laughs)Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."-Spike
"Slayer!" "Slayee!"-Buffy & Vampire
"Alright, ten more minutes of chanting and then you guys have to go to bed."-Buffy
"Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy."-Xander as Angel disappears
"People still fall for that Ann Rice routine. What a world!"-Spike
"Angel? Weird? What are the odds?"-Xander
"Well it must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and- tortured-him thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."-Xander
"Don't forget, you're supposed to be a meek little girly-girl like the rest of us."-Willow
"Whoa, let's stop this crazy whirly gig of fun. I'm dizzy."-Xander
"I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire."-Xander to Angel
"I may be dead but I'm still pretty...which is more than I can say for you."-Buffy
"Get something to drink. Well, no, don't do that. Just hang."-Willow to Angel about going to The Bronze
"Let's just say...I'm a friend." "Yeah, well maybe I don't want a friend." "I didn't say I was yours."-Angel & Buffy
"Quitter." "Whiner." "Bailer." "Harpy." "Delinquent." "Tramp." "Bad Seed." "Witch." "Freak."-Willow & Buffy
"I'm Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. And you are?"-Buffy
Spike: "Are we feeling better then?" Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars." Spike: "Can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day." Drusilla: "I can see them. But I've named them all the same, and there's terrible confusion. I fear there may be a duel."
Wesley:I've faced two vampires, under controled circumstances." Giles:you won't have any of those here. Wesley:"vampires?" Giles:"controled circumstances"
Buffy: "You drink! I mean, drinks, non-blood things."
Ford: "I wanna' be like you. A vampire." Spike: "I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now, love?"
"Right - always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to your lot as Bloody Colonials." - Giles after being reprimanded by Buffy for referring to Native Americans as "Indians."
"Well- I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for our first dance." - Spike, to Buffy on her wedding song choice.
"Okay...remember before you became Hugh Hefner...when you used to be a Watcher?" - Buffy to Giles as he sips his Scotch.
"I'm not going to have them shag while I sit three feet away." - Spike, as he learns of his temporary shack up with Xander and the always, amorous Anya.
Buffy: I don't want any trouble. I just wanna be alone, and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share.
Buffy: Hey Ken, you wanna see my impression of Ghandi? Lily: Ghandi? Buffy: Well you know, he was really pissed off.
Ken: That was not permitted. Buffy: Yeah, but it was fun.
Nurse: What are you doing? Buffy: Breaking into your office and going through your private files.
Willow: How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news? Oz: Well actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute. Willow: Well traditionally, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. And you're practically a genius. You're Mr. Testscores. It's all a little weird. Oz: So the cute thing is out?
Willow: I'm trying to get to cute really, but I'm still sorta stuck on strange. Oz: Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to eccentric with an option on cool.
Xander: Go away, this is my hiding spot. Cordelia: Where do I hide? Xander: You don't hide, you're bait. Go act baity. Cordelia: What's the plan? Xander: Vampire attacks you. Cordelia: And then what? Xander: Vampire kills you, we watch, and we rejoice.
Buffy: Mom, Willow and everybody aren't company plate people. They're normal plate people.
Buffy:Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo.
Cordelia: Nice pet, Giles. Don't you like anything regular? Golf, USA Today, or anything?
Cordelia: I'm the dip. Xander: You gotta admire the purity of it. Cordelia: What? Onion dip. Stirring, not cooking. It's what I bring.
Giles: Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead. Americans.
Joyce: We got a very exciting shipment in at the gallery. I thought I'd hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room. Buffy: It gets angry at the room. Mom, it wants the room to suffer.
Oz: Looks dead, smells dead, yet it's moving around. That's interesting.
Oz: I think the dead man's party moved upstairs.
Oz: Well, I like it. I think you should call it patches.
Willow: I mean, I'm not a full fledged witch. That takes years. I just did a couple of pagan blessings, and a teeny glamour to hide a zit. Buffy: Doesn't it scare you? Willow: It has. I tried to communicate with the spirit world and I so wasn't ready for that. It's like being pulled apart inside. Plus, I blew the power for the whole block. Big scare. Buffy: I wish I could have been there with you. Willow: Me too. I really freaked out. Buffy: I am sorry. Willow: It's okay. I understand you having to bail, I can forgive that. And I have to make allowances for what you're going through. And be a grown up about it. Buffy: You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren't you? Willow: It's like a drug. Buffy: Fine. Okay. I'm the bad, I can take my lumps... for a while. Willow: Alright, I'll stop giving you a hard time... runaway. Buffy: Will. Willow: I'm sorry. Quitter Buffy: Whiner? Willow: Bailer. Buffy: Harpy. Willow: Delinquent. Buffy: Tramp. Willow: Bad seed. Buffy: Witch. Willow: Freak.
Xander: Generally speaking, when scary things get scared, not good.
Buffy: Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is if the old slayer dies. Joyce: Then that means you... when did you die, you never told me you died. Buffy: It was just for a few minutes. Joyce: Oh, I hate this. I hate your life. Buffy: Mom. Joyce: I know you didn't choose this, I know it chose you. I have tried to march in the Slayer pride parade, but... I don't want you to die. Buffy: I'm not going to die. I know how to do my job.
Buffy: So, let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the school board overruled you. Wow, that's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question when you think about it. Joyce: I think what my daughter is trying to say is nah nah nah nah nah.
Cordelia: What is it with you and Slayers? Maybe I should dress up as one and put a stake to your throat. Xander: Please God, don't let that be sarcasm.
Joyce: I like this girl, Buffy. Buffy: She's very personable. She gets along with my friends, my Watcher, my mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries.
Willow: Are you... is she all glowy? Oz: Yeah, I suspect happiness. Buffy: I passed my English makeup exam, hanging with my friends. Hello, my life, how I've missed you.
Willow: I'm giddy. Oz: I like you giddy, always have. Willow: It's the freedom. As seniors, we can go off campus now, for lunch. It's no longer cutting, it's legal. Heck, it's expected. Wow, it's also a big step forward. A senior moment. One that has to be savored. You can't just rush into this, you know? Woah, I can't! Xander: You can. Oz: And you are. Willow: But no, what if they change the rule without telling? What if they're lying awake to arrest me and throw me into detention and mar my unblemished record? Xander: Breathe, breathe. Willow: Okay.
Buffy: Scream later, stake now.
Buffy: Angel was cured. Giles: I'm sorry. Buffy: When I killed him, Angel was cured. Your spell worke at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out and something went through him. And he was Angel again. He didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um... but it was too late and I had to. So, I told him that I loved him. Then I kissed him. Then I killed him.
Faith: So, it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stick on. And all of the sudden I hear this screaming from outside, so I go tearing out, stark nude. And this church is broke down and there's these three vamps feasting on half the Babtist in south Boston, so I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow. When all of the sudden the cops pull up and they arrested us both. Xander: Wow, they should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Oz: Now, you both kill vamps and who could blame you. But, I'm wondering about your position on werewolves. Willow: Oz is a werewolf.
Buffy: It's a long story. Oz: I got bit. Buffy: Apparently, not that long. Faith: Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humping my leg, we're five by five, you know? Oz: Yeah, I know.
Buffy: Wait- don't turn around and don't say anything. Just listen. And that's your thing, right? There's something going on. I mean, this whole entire story is probably gonna convince you that I'm looney bin material, but there's nobody else that I can talk to. Not Willow and not Giles. Nobody. If they found out, they'd freak on me or they'd do something. And I need help. I just need to talk to someone. I'm so scared.
Buffy: Night came on and the full moon rose high over the trees. Lighting the land til it lay bathed in ghostly day. And the strain of the primitive remained alive and active. Faithfulness and devotion, things born of fire and roof were his. Yet, he retained his wildness and wiliness. And from the depths of the forest, a call still sounded.
Buffy: We have a marching jazz band? Oz: Yeah, but since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats. Scary.
Buffy: He was my first. I loved him and then he... Platt: Changed. Buffy: Yeah. Platt: He got mean. Buffy: Yes. Platt: And you didn't stop loving him. Look, lots of people lose themselves in love, it's no shame. They write songs about it. The hitch is you can't stay lost. Sooner or later, you have to get back to yourself. Buffy: And if you can't? Platt: If you can't, love becomes your master and you're just it's dog.
Giles: There's no record of anyone returning from a demon dimension once the gate was closed. I can't imagine how it could happen or why. Buffy: Let's just pretend for a second that Angel somehow found his way back to Sunnydale. What would he be like? Giles: I really can't say. From what is known about the dimension, it would suggest a world of brutal torment and time moves quite differently there. Buffy: I remember. So, he would have been down there for hundreds of years of torture? Giles: It would take someone of extraordinary will and character to survive that and retain any resemblance of self. Most likely, he'd be a monster. Buffy: A lost cause? Giles: Maybe. Maybe not. From my experience, there are two types of monsters. First, one that can be redeemed, or more importantly, wants to be redeemed. Buffy: And the second type? Giles: The second is void of humanity. Can not respond to reason or love.
Buffy: Because this is all I do. This is what my life is. You wouldn't understand. I just thought... homecoming queen. I can pick up a yearbook someday and say "I was there." I went to high school, I had friends. And for one moment, I got to live in the world. And there'd be proof. Proof that I was chosen for something other than this. Besides, I look cute in a tiara.
Buffy: I haven't told Giles and the others that you're back. Angel: Giles... Buffy: And I'm not going to. They wouldn't understand that you're better. And I'm gonna keep helping you get better. It's just that everything's different now. I'm a senior. I'm really working harder in school, even thinking about college. And I'm involved with someone. His name is Scott. He's a nice solid guy. He makes me happy. And that's what I need, someone I can count on.
Buffy: Do you really love Xander? Cordelia: Well, he kinda grows on you, like... a Chia Pet.
Cordelia: This whole trying to be like me really isn't funny anymore. Buffy: I was never trying to be like you and when was it funny? Cordelia: I don't see why your pathetic need to recapture your glory days gives you the right to splinter my vote. Buffy: How can you think that it's okay to talk to people like this? And do you have parents? Cordelia: Yeah, two of them. Unlike some people. Buffy: Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it? Cordelia: Why don't you do us both a favor and stay out of my way. Buffy: Don't ever do that again. Cordelia: You're sick, you know that? Xander: Okay, let's not say something that we'll regret later. Cordelia: You crazy freak. Buffy: Vapid whore. Xander: Like that. Cordelia: What did you call me?
Faith: Scott, there you are, honey. Hey, good news. The doctor said that the itching, the swelling, and the burning should clear up. But we gotta keep using the ointment.
Angel: You're being careful, right? Buffy: With Scott? Angel: The slaying. Buffy: Yeah. Of course. Full of carefulness.
Angel: It's late. How'd you get away? Buffy: That was easy. Started a fire in the prison laundry room, rode out in the garbage truck. Angel: Oh. Buffy: I'm joking. No garbage. Smell me.
Angel: I worry about you. Buffy: I worry about you. Angel: I'm getting stronger.. Buffy: Pretty soon, you won't even need me. Angel: That'll be better. Buffy: Yeah.
Buffy: They never just leave, always gotta say something.
Buffy: So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk or bleed situation, it's your call. Giles: Hit him. Ethan: I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea. Buffy: Meaning? Ethan: I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute... for a demon. Giles: He's lying. Hit him. Buffy: I don't think he is and shut up. Giles: You're my Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his f- Buffy: Giles. What demon? Ethan: I don't remember. Giles: Yes!
Angel: Glove of Myhnegon. Buffy: World's ugliest fashion accessory.
Buffy: Hmm. Academic probation is not so funny today, huh Giles?
Buffy: I realize this is gonna sound funny coming from someone who spent a lot of time kicking your face, but you can trust me.
Buffy: You were spying on me? What gives you the right? Cordelia: What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again? Buffy: It was an accident. Xander: What? You just tripped and fell on his lips? Buffy: It was wrong. Okay, I know that and I know that it can't happen again. But you guys have to believe me I would never put you in any danger. If I thought for a second that Angel was gonna hurt anyone... Xander: You'd stop him. Like you did last time with Miss Calendar.
Xander:"Buffy, come on. Wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book." Buffy:"What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs?" Xander:"Duh!"--Angel
Willow:"Okay, here's something I gotta know. When Angel kissed you...I mean, before he turned into...how was it?" Buffy:"Unbelievable."--Angel
Buffy:"I invited you into my home, and you attacked my family." Angel:"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends' children for a hundred years. I offered an ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart."
Angel:"Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure."--Invisible Girl
Angel:"I'm not gonna fight you" Buffy:"Come on. Kick my ass"
Angel:"'Danced with is a pretty loose term. 'Mated With might be a little closer." Buffy:"Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy. By the way, behold my success."
Willow:"That's Angel." Xander:"He's Buffys' beau, her special friend." Ford:"He's not in school, right? He looks older than her." Xander:"You're not wrong."
Buffy:"This is Ford. We went to school together in LA." Angel:"Nice to meet you." Ford:"Whoa, cold hands." Xander:'You're not wrong."
Willow:"Uh Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?" Angel:"Are you going to tell me I'm jealous? Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging ot, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous."
Xander:"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one." Angel:"Would you not call me that?"
Buffy:"I don't love Xander." Angel:"Yeah, but he's in your life. He gets to be there when I can't: take your classes, eat your meals, hear your jokes and complaints... he gets to see you in sunlight."
Xander:"How can I say this clearly... Angel:"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." Xander:"I don't like you. At the end of the day, I pretty much think you're a vampire. But Buffy's got this big ol' yen for you. She thinks you're a real person... And right now I need you to prove her right." Angel:"You're in love with her." Xander:"Aren't you?"
Angel:"Well...Look who's here." Xander:"Mind if I come in?" Angel:"Make yourself at home. Xander:"She's gone." Angel:"What do you mean?" Xander:"Buffy, she's gone to fight the master." Angel:"He'll kill her." Xander:"Rumor has it. Only we're not gonna let it happen." Angel:"Oh? And what do you propose we do about it?" Xander:"Look, I know you can find this master guy...He's underground right? Take me to him." Angel:"You're way outta your league kid. The master will kill you before you can even breath...If you're lucky."
Angel: "Don't listen to her, you look fine" Buffy: "You're sweet... a terrible liar, but sweet"
Angel: What's a lady of your station doing in an alley with a reputation this one has? Darla: Maybe she's lonely? Angel: In that case, I offer myself as escort. To protect you from harm, to while away the dull hours. Darla: You're very gracious. Angel: It's often been said. Darla: Are you certain you're up to the challenge? Angel: Milady, with the exception of an honest day's work, there's no challenge I'm not prepared to face. Oh, you're a pretty thing. Where you from? Darla: Around... everywhere. Angel: I've never been anywhere myself. I always wanted to see the world, but... Darla: I could show you. Angel: Could you then? Darla: Things you've never seen, never even heard of. Angel: Sounds exciting. Darla: It is. And frightening. Angel: I'm not afraid, show me. Show me your world.
Buffy: Fine, fine. I'll give Ted a chance. I'll play mini-golf and I'll smile and curtsy and be the dutiful daughter. Do I have to like him? Angel : Kiss me
Angel: Buffy? Whats going on? Where are we? I can't remember. Buffy: Angel? Angel: Your hurt.....(they hug) oh, Buffy, I feel like I haven't seen you for months (they kiss) Buffy: I love you Angel: I love you Buffy: Close your eyes (Angel gives her and unsure look) Its okay. (Jabs sword through angels stomach)
Whistler: Bottom line is even if you seum coming your not ready for the big moments. no one ask for there life to change, not Really,but it does. so are we helpless? puppets? Nah, the big moments come you cant help that, its what youdo afterwards what counts, thats when you find out who you are.
"On the plus side, you killed a bench, which was looking shifty." - Oz, to Buffy's overreacting to Kathy.
"No Studying? Next thing you know, you're gonna be saying I have to eat jelly donuts and sleep with a supermodel to get anything done around here." -Xander to Giles after he informs the poor boy he won't need to help out
"Well excuse me, Mr. 'I spent the 60's in an electric cool-aid funky Satan groove'." Xander to Giles after he berates him for serving Buffy beer.
"Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated." - Spike commenting on Xander's new pizza delivery job
"Wait. On second thought, yeah, do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids while you're at it." - Spike to Melody when she asks if she can make Antonio Banderas a vampire.
"I've really got to learn to do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay and gloat that gets me every time." - Ethan to himself after he's captured
"Creatures of the night shy away from Halloween. They find it much too crass." - Giles to Buffy
"I thought about it, but it's gonna look all 'Private Benjamin.' I've patrolled in this halter many times." - Buffy to Professor Walsh on her thoughts of wearing camouflage.
"That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas." Buffy to the gang when she vows to hunt and kill the Polgara demon.
"Cause you had your hands full with the undead English Patient?" - Willow to Giles on why he didn't think of trying a truth spell earlier because he was busy dealing with prisoner Spike.
"I don't know about tonight, unless the extreme Jerry Garcia look turns you on." - Oz to Willow when she suggests they get intimate on an evening that he gets wolfie.
"Or it could be the eternal mystery that is your brain." - Giles to Buffy on one of the reasons behind her bizarre dream.
The Quote that is played when yu first enter this site is from "Becoming," when Kendra jumps out of a bush and startles Buffy. Buffy says that to Kendra in case you didn't figure that out.