A

Anne Rice Routine

noun - Vampire-with-a-tortured-soul actor.

Anywhere but here

- Fantasy game where players imagine an elsewhere to be.

astral projection

noun - the theory that while one sleeps one has another body,an astral body, that can travel through time and space.

awkward silence thing - Dating Hazard.

B

brooding

verb - appearing deep in thought

Double Bowling Date

noun - something that doesn't work out as anticipated, e.g., a disaster.

C

Carrie

- Psycho prom moment in spirit of '76 horror flick

Chatter in the Caf - Widespread high school lunchroom gossip

chick fight thing

noun - female street fight thing with hair pulling and nail digging.

childhood trauma

noun - problem. as in . . "What's your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA?"

Come as you aren't - Halloween

country music

noun - the music of pain

D

DA BOMB

adjective - cool

dust

verb - to eliminate vampires using a stake

E

F

funky

adjective - not of the norm, unusual, odd

feeding

verb - Drinking blood; a vampire's only means for survival.

G

H

hitting a major backspace

verb - losing points in popularity status

hootenanny

noun - party chock full o' hoot with a little bit of nanny

Hormones on parade

- teenagers obsessed with kissing and groping

hottie

noun - attractive male or female-- including vampires. ie : Angel

harvest

noun - a night once in a century when a Master Vampire can draw power from one of his minions while it feeds.

host

noun - The person off whom the vampire feeds.

I

idiot box

noun - any kind of computer

J

Just Friends

phrase - opposite of "That Way"

K

Kissing daylight

- vampire death by sunrise

kiss of death

noun - the words "have a great summer" when written in a highschool yearbook

L

life

noun - the act of living, but only when it includes elements of fun

M

much

adverb - [cordelia] great in degree - often used as a put-down, as in "Pathetic much?" or "Overidentify much?"

master

noun - The most powerful of vampires, capable of destroying the earth

minion

noun - a follower of the Master Vampire

N

Nothing's Gonna Happen

sentence - something's gonna happen

O

P

pos

adverb - yes, affirmative . . opp. of neg

Q

R

S

Sabrina

noun - A witch

She-Giles

noun - female with Watcher's knowledge of the supernatural and slayer history

Shields, Brooke

noun - creature from the blue lagoon

shindig

noun - situation

slayer

noun - a girl born once every generation with the strength and skill to hunt vampires, find them where they gather and stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their numbers.

smoochies

noun - kissing

so

adverb - very much - as in Willow is so the net girl

spontaneous human combustion

noun - el bursto into flamo-- like the human torch, except it hurts

superchick

noun - abnormally powerful woman . . ; Buffy/Julie

T

tact

noun - not saying true stuff

Tesh, John

noun - 1. TV personality and composer of inspirational music 2. Evil incarnate-- the devil.

That Kind of Moron

noun - someone who wants to return to Sunnydale

that way

noun - Buffy doesn't think of Xander that way

tragedy masks

noun - sad faces

U

undead

adjective - vampire or zombie; dead but doesn't act like it

V

vampire1

noun - reanimated body of currently dead human who feeds on blood has pointy teeth and a generally nasty dispostition

vampire2

noun - Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage

vogue up

infinitive - to beautify

vessel

noun - a minion, bearing a three-pointed symbol, which can give the Master Vampire power by feeding

W

wacky, the

noun - irrational behaivor caused by love

wiggins

noun - the creeps form of wigged out . . as in that guy with a nail in his head gives me the wiggins

witch

noun - one who casts horrible disfiguring spells, usually to become a cheerleader

watcher

noun - person who finds the Slayer and leads her on her path; it is his destiny to guide the Slayer

X

Y

yester

adjectiveIn the past or history. Example: Buffy says, "That nail polish is so 'yester'.

Z