Bio Joey
Name: Joey Fatone
Nicknames: Pervert, Gorilla, Child Support Spice, and Fat-one
Original Location: The deli
Sex: Male. There is no question about that. He does any underage female willing to spread her legs. Joey currently has one publicized daughter, but I'd be willing to bet big money he has more children than her.
Marital Status: If this guy ever does get hitched, it will be because the father of the underaged girl he knocked up is holding a shotgun to his back.
Hobbies: Eating everything he possibly can including his own feces.
Turn-ons: Young girls, food, child pornography, food, Chris and cherry coughdrops.
Turn-offs: Condoms, old people, and things you can't eat (i.e. Windex, batteries, scissors and other sharp objects.)
Dream Date: He's not picky. His only specifications are that she must be a youthful, gullible young woman than can hold alot of weight on top of her.
Quote: "Are you going to eat that?"
"They want you to take the rolls!"
"That girl is so hot. Let me go ask her mom if she can come backstage."
What he will look like in 10 years:
Yup ladies, those are all his kids...and he has 12 more.
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