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Top Ten Things to do
if You're Unfortunate Enough to Meet
Justin Timberlake
10. Point and Laugh
9. Ask him why his hair jiggles when he dances. *If any of you out there actually ask him this, please let us know what his response is.
8. Tell him you named your favorite stuffed bear after him. Set "Justin Bear" in front of him and start beating it with a baseball bat.
7. Round up as many oily-faced, overweight fans of Justin that you can (this shouldn't be too hard.) Tell them that Justin is about to judge a competition of the best Britney Spears impression, and that they should each go over and show him theirs.
6. Ask Justin what nasal condition he has that makes his voice sound like that all the time.
5. Somehow get gum into his hair. I hear that gum is more difficult to get out of curly hair.
4. Attain one of these things. Prance around Justin repeatedly singing the phrase, "Now I've got my own Justin Timberfag!"
3. Point to a crowd of fat teenyboppers and tell Justin, "Britney is passing out some incriminating pictures of you and Lance. I saw her give some of the pictures to those girls."
2. See how many hair picks you can stick in his fro without him noticing.
1. Call a friend on your cell phone while standing near him. Loudly inform your friend that you've just spotted the "Ghetto-speaking retard from Nshit that bones Britney Spears and has hair like Annie."
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