Hermaphrodite?
Without a doubt!
Top Ten Things to do if You're Unfortunate Enough to Meet
Lance Bass
10. Point and Laugh.
9. Ask him what sex he is.
8. Run screaming in the opposite direction "LOOKOUT!! VIOLENT ALBINO ON THE LOOSE!! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!"
7. Walk up to him and say "Justin was telling the other guys what a small penis you have." and see if he starts crying.
6. Walk 5 feet behind him and lob a burning object at the back of his head. When he turns around, look behind you and loudly ask, "Who the hell is doing that?" Shrug your shoulders and continue walking behind him. Repeat every 3 minutes, until asked to leave by someone official looking.
5. Hand him the brochure of a transgender crisis hotline.
4. Pat his tummy and ask "So when is the little one due? I hope he has curly hair like Justin."
3. Follow him around continually humming the tune to Shania Twain's "Man, I feel like a woman."
2. Tap him on the shoulder and say "Excuse me Miss, but you dropped this." and hand him a tampon.
1. Call a friend on your cell phone while standing near him. Loudly inform your friend that you've just spotted the "Incredibly feminine, albino person from nshit that is secretly having an affair with Justin Timberfag"
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