AJ!
#1
C. Montgomery Burns and AJ
- Burns went bald at an early age.
- AJ is balding at an early age.
- Burns is skinny and very weak.
- AJ is skinny and very weak.
- Burns has a homosexual assistant who makes passes at him everyday.
- AJ probably has many homosexuals making passes at him everyday.
- Burns was rejected by Jackie Bouvier (Marge's mother.)
- AJ was rejected by Gwen Stefani (her loss.)
- Burns often wears animal skins.
- AJ often wears faux animal skins.
- Burns stole Barts puppies to make a coat out of them.
- AJ's puppies "Panda" and "Bear" mysteriously disappeared and were not seen at all on MTV Cribs featuring AJ's house.
#2
Krusty the Clown and AJ
- Krusty has very little, very colorful hair.
- AJ has very little, very colorful hair.
- Krusty has an alter-ego named Herschel Krustofsky.
- AJ has and alter-ego named Johnny No-Name.
- Krusty was estranged from his father for about 20 years.
- AJ was estranged from his father for about 20 years.
- Krusty has a smoking problem.
- AJ has a smoking problem.
- Krusty endorses Krustyburger but wouldn't eat there.
- AJ endorses Burger King but would rather eat at McDonalds.
- Krusty wears shoes twice the size of his feet.
- AJ wears pants four times the size of his little bird legs.
- Krusty started his career in show business as a mime.
- AJ started his career in show business as a puppeteer.
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