Brian!
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Ned Flanders and Brian
- Ned has devoted his life to his religion.
- Brian has devoted his life to his religion.
- Ned's wife Maude died in a freak accident.
- Many people wish Brian's wife Leighanne would die in a freak accident.
- Ned has two yappy annoying little children (Rod and Todd.)
- Brian has two yappy annoying little dogs (Lil Tyke and Litty Leigh.)
- Ned often quotes from the bible.
- Brian often quotes from the bible (well in CD jackets anyway.)
- Ned answers calls for the "Marital Stress Hotline."
- Brian will probably be calling a marital stress hotline one day.
- Ned donated a kidney and a lung at random.
- Brian would donate a kidney and a lung at random if he could. Instead he started his "Healthy Heart Foundation" thingy.
- Ned was in the musical version of "A Streetcar Named Desire" in high school. (He played Blanche.)
- Brian was in "Grease" in high school.
- Ned once serenaded his wife on Valentines Day.
- Brian serenaded his wife at their wedding (puke.)
- Homer Simpson stole Neds job as town cryer.
- Nick Carter steals some of Brians leads in their songs.
- Ned has a P.H.D. in mixology, but almost never drinks.
- Brian hangs out with the rest of the Backstreet Boys on a regular basis, but almost never drinks.
- Ned has an incredible physique that we rarely see.
- Brian has an incredible physique that we rarely see.
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