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Captain Horatio McCallister and Howie
- Captain McCallister has a glass eye and looks like he is twitching.
- Howie tries to wink alot and looks like he is twitching.
- Captain McCallister thinks Patty and Selma (Marge's manly sisters) are sexy and took pictures of them naked.
- Howie once said he liked Demi Moore.
- Captain McCallister was a Bachelor Auction reject.
- Howie has been voted least favorite Backstreet Boy several times--not by us =P
- Howie was rejected by Menudo. ***Thanks to BFsmile4
- Captain McCallister is often seen accompanied by Captain Pete who randomly dances alot.
- Howie is often seen accompanied by AJ who randomly dances alot.
- Captain McCallister is bilingual. He also speaks sailor.
- Howie is bilingual. He also speaks Spanish.
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