Nick!
#1
Maggie Simpson and Nick
*Thank you to PagerGrl2000 who suggested the Nick/Maggie comparison and came up with the first three reasons.
- Maggie doesn't speak very often.
- Nick is not allowed to speak very often.
- Maggie likes to stick random objects in her mouth.
- Nick likes to stick random objects in his mouth.
- Maggie has a cute stupid look on her face all the time.
- Nick has a cute stupid look on his face all the time.
- Maggie's enemy is Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow.
- Nick's enemy is Justin, the faggot with the big fro.
- Maggie is afraid of the ocean, but still jumped in to save Homer.
- Nick is afraid of sharks, but still got one tattooed on his arm. (This one is kind of a stretch because Nick is just stupid enough to do something like that.)
- Maggie once won a "cutest baby" contest.
- Nick has won "cutest boyband member" in several teenybopper magazines.
#2
Ralph Wiggum and Nick
- Ralph often makes pointless remarks and is extremely unintelligent
- Nick often makes pointless remarks and is extremely unintelligent
- Despite his stupidity, Ralph is a very talented actor. (He played George Washington in Springfield Elementary's "Hooray for President's Day.")
- Despite his stupidity, Nick is a very talented and gifted singer.
- Ralph doesn't have very many friends.
- Nick doesn't have very many friends.
- Lisa Simpson used Ralph to attend the taping of the Krusty Anniversary Special.
- Willa Ford used to Nick to get a record deal....become the opening act for the Backstreet Boys.....buy pretty things...etc.
- Ignorance runs in Ralph Wiggums family.
- Ignorance runs in Nick's family.
- Example quote from Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
- Example quote from Nick: "I resign in Florida."
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