I was hoping you'd give me a bath . . . The Ultimate American Beauty Cartoon The Burnhams in Happier Times You don't think it's weird and kind of fascist? Uh-oh, Mom's mad1 Lester all sweaty . . . Why'd you call me? I'll have a Big Barn Burner . . . Lester alone with his fantasy . . . Lester the Loser Dinner at the Burnham House You are SO busted! Lester signals Ricky to call him. I will sell this house today! I WILL sell this house today! Carolyn loves her roses. The Dancing Spartanettes! Jane and Angela sneaking smokes. The evil next door neighbor makes his move on Lester. Angela floating on the ceiling. So, Janie, how was school? The evil neighbor, Frank Fitts Lester and Carolyn almost find each other again. For you, Brad, I've got five! What do you think you're doing?!? Lester's eyes as he gazes at Angela. Lester about to touch Angela. Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's! Lester admires his new physique. The Transformatin Eggshells and Miracle Grow . . . Any friend of Janie's is a f-friend of mine. How's Jane? Lester and Angela finally share an intimate moment. 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! I need a father who's a role model. Oh, great! So now its my fault! Lonely, angry, insecure. Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos Look at you . . . IT'S ONLY A COUCH! You have nothing to be sorry about. I'm ready to go! Hello, Ricky Fitts. I'm Lester Burnham. Unless you want to spot me? Morning, Jim! I love your tie-that color! You like . . . muscles? Ricky spies on Lester and Jane. No. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose. Jane not home . . . Meet Lester Burnham The Real Estate King The House with the Red Door Lester runs with the Jims All I did was party and get laid. One year's salary WITH benefits. Well, then c'mon baby! I'm ready! Oh, it's okay. I wouldn't remember me either. Colonel Fitt's handy work. Ricky Fitts-Not your average boy-next-door! After the Root Beer kiss. Spec-tac-ular Lester Gets In Shape Jane focuses on Ricky Ricky and Jane walk home I didn't lose it. It's not like 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT! That was the sound of you being a fat, disgusting pig. American Beauty Awards Behind the Scenes Photos