Here's a map of the lovely, exotic, and beautiful hidden treasure called Belize. Home to some serious wackos. Kidding, but its definitely a great vacation/honeymoon/spring break hot spot. I highly recommend visiting the cayes.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Another excuse to wear green, get drunk and act a fool! What's not to love? I think if I wasn't part Irish I'd be a very boring person. That's where all the temper, attitude and passion comes from. Without all that life sucks. Anyway, don't forget to wear green on March 17 or you just might get pinched in the ass! aahahahahahahhahaha!

Traditional Irish Song
I Know My Love
I know my love by her way of walking
And I know my love by her way of talking
And I know my love by her suit of blue
But if my love leaves me, what will I do?

CHORUS

And yet she cries "I Love him the best"
But a troubled mind sure can know no rest.
And yet she cries 'Bonny boys are few'
Yet if my love leaves me, what will I Do?

There is a dance house in Mardyke
And 'tis there my dear love goes every night
And he takes a strange girl all on his knee
And don't you think but it troubles me
Chorus

If my love knew I could wash and wring
And if my love knew I could weave and spin
I could make a suit all of the finest kind
But the want of money, it leaves me behind

HOT BOD OF THE MOMENT

The keel-billed Toucan is the national bird of Belize