MAD - Mark in Roundhouse

Roundhouse
Sounds

Season 1

Note: First Season Episodes are in alphabetical order cause the original order is unknown.

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babytalk.wav	70.3K	Mark: idgywidgybabywannawiggywaggywoo (or something like that)	This is the first ever appearance of Mark's cute baby talk.

boogerbran.wav	405K	David: I'm boogie Mark: I'm noogie Seymour: I'm snot All: There's a brand new breakfast cereal your kids will like a lot. David: it's got bran Mark: it's got boogers Seymour: and they'll love it dipped in sugar. All: Try a bowl and give booger bran a shot. David: And to think it was right there under your nose. Shawn: New Booger Bran from Mucus Mills.

roadkill.wav	350K	All: If your looking grub to feed your hungry bunch And your like to find a way to stretch your buck. Julene: Stretch your buck! Mark: There's a great new source of protein And it's found on highway fourteen. All: Try a rabbit that's been flattened by a truck.

selfconscious.rm (real audio file)	189K	Lyrics can be found here.

If you want to hear a Mark sound from this episode email me with what you want. In other words: I take requests!

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nyorbytrain.wav	36.7K	Mark: Is it further to New York or by train?

difference.wav	32.1K	Mark: What's the difference between an orange?

orange.wav	843K	Mark: Are you a veteran or a widow of a veteran age 55 to 80? Do you have a pencil handy? Do you have any pets or a mailbox? Can you do this? What's the capital of North Dakota? Is it further to New York or by train? Why do I ask so many questions? Is it my job? Does anybody care? Is anybody watching? Is this a real commercial? Is this the address to write to? Is there anything to write for? Did I show you the address? Should I show it to you again? What's the difference between an orange? Am I still on? Is this mic still working? Is the screen going black? Dominic: This is the stupidest commercial yet! Mark: Are you gonna change the cha....	This really long commercial sketch is the source of the above two quotes that are often used by Roundhouse addicts.

mrrumaki.wav	149K	Mark: No! Sometime Mr. Rumaki like to hit helpless dweeb too. Now try it again. This time with feeling.	This is Mark's wise oriental man character.

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wallabee.wav	43.3K	Mark: Wallabee Freak, Mom! Wallabee Freak!	.

secondverse.wav	98.3K	Mark: Second verse, same as the first. It could get better but it's gonna get worse.	This rap is from the middle of the song Higher.

higher.rm (real audio file)	259K	Lyrics can be found here.

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justareminder.wav	28.4K	Mark: This is just a reminder.	The first time Principal Bose ever says his catchphrase.

mayonnaise.wav	136K	Mark: Mayonnaise helper helps your mayonnaise helper makes a great meal. (Ivan: Oh boy! Mayonnaise!)	This is the only time I can remembering hearing Mark use this voice. Can anyone come up with another instance?

newagemath.wav	350K	Mark: Feel the healing calmness of 4. The energizing powers of 12. Be one with pi.

permanentrecord.wav	189K	Mark: That's right Sid and Mark: This is going on your permenant record. Nanananananana!

sexah.wav	350K	Mark: Now class, today we begin our study in sex education. All: Sex! Ah! Mark: Now I know some of you are feeling uneasy about public discussing sex. All: Sex! Ah! Mark: But it's very important we're able to speak freely and openly about S-E-X.

speaker.wav	230K	Mark: Good morning students. This is your principal speaking. I'd just like to remind you that I will be your speaker for today. Just a little principal humor there for ya. All: Very Little.

substitute.wav	84.8K	Mark: No need to study or be astute because in 302 we got a substitute.	This is a wav of Mark's solo from Substitution.

substitution.rm (real audio file)	253K	Lyrics can be found here.

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cheesetoast.wav	142K	Mark: You could say that she has all the depth and intelligence of a piece of cheese toast. But that would be unfair...to the cheese toast.	It never ceases to amaze me the frequency with which Mark is quoted by other people.

correctsir.wav	65.4K	Mark: You are correct sir! Absolutely!	Mark as Ed Mcmayonnaise.

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shaka.wav	40.3K	Mark, Ivan, and Sid: shakafradanadabra	This is supposed to be gibberish, right? Though it doesn't really matter...it just sounds way cool.

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bus.wav	774K	Natalie: Steal a lunch, throw a shoe. Make jokes about the kid whose new. Strike a pose, Punch a nose. Cause on the bus anything goes. Mark(with others): No no no! Please don't make me go go go! I don't wanna ride the big yellow... Natalie: Big yellow, what's the fuss You're no better than the rest of us. Learn to fight, learn to cuss. Sit down shut up and ride the bus! Mark: NO!	If anyone has a better quality tape of this song it would be appreciated. Mine is low quality.

glockenspiel.wav	90K	Mark: No! I didn't go to band camp! I don't even know what a glockenspiel is!

newkid.wav	37.6K	Mark: It's just so hard being the new kid.

stop.wav	26.9K	Mark: Would you stop doing that!	This is here cause it would make a cool error message for a Mark David Windows theme.

jumpinthefire.rm (real audio file)	302K	.Lyrics can be found here.

letmebeyourfriend.rm (real audio file)	372K	Lyrics can be found here.

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hearthrob.wav	42.7K	Mark: I'm a hearthrob, you're a hearthrob.	See, he admits it!

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hosewater2.wav	40.3K	Mark: Some people are great at sports, some people are good, some people are so-so, and some people really suck hosewater. It is to those suckys that this broadcast is painfully dedicated..	Source: Bre and the Roundhouse House

Sorry, didn't like any from this episode. If you have any suggestions just email me, I take requests.

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dolls.wav	300K	Mark: Now, Baby-Wets-Herself, you dance with Ken because he's kind and gentle. And G.I. Jim, you hold the Queen's hand because, well, you love her. And, and...Barbo, I'll comfort you because you feel separation anxiety...from your mother.	Source: Bre and the Roundhouse House

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