Thanks to Rachel for sending me her haikus!
Merton is a smart
Misunderstood Gothic guy
If only they knew
Lori is so sweet
She's nice to everybody
Could still kick your ass
Merton is the Prez.
And only member of the
Goth Fantasy Guild
Merton's sister is
Unappreciative but
Still loves her big bro
I love Merton D.
He is so cute and funny
And single...for now
Remember the time
When Merton got really fat?
That was so scary!
Tall, black, spiky hair
The sweetest smile in the
Whole world makes me melt
Danny Smith is a
Very talented young man
I love him so much
Merton and Tommy
Some mismatched kindred spirits
Inseperable
Sun block, his best friend
Promised to keep Merton from
Ever getting tan
Danny Smith was blonde
Once a long time ago, but
Then he died it black
Danny was on the
Movie "Senior Trip" and he
Played piano good!
He was also on
"All I Wanna Do" and he
Was so cute in it!
He danced a little
Stomped on a guy's camera
Wore a fury hat!
(She Will, She Will Rock You)
At the very end
He got in Medusa's glare
Will they get him back?
Vince was kinda hot
He had a lot of green hair
It was all spiked up
Merton made him so
He had a weakness for Clue
And he had lasers!
Butch came back in a
Sequel film Merton was
Watching in school once
He almost got out
Merton jumped and stopped the film
"Fade to black" he said
Butch took Lori and
Lori fell in love with him
But she got back out
Cool spider people
Had Merton drink some nectar
Gained 400 pounds!
Lori got Rob back
Rob had a nickname for her
LoLo was her name
This new episode
"She Will, She Will Rock You" was
The most depressing
Melissa was mean
She rejected poor Merton
He was so depressed
Lori comforted
Poor depressed little Merton
Then they hugged and KISSED!
Merton Dinlge is
The cutest character on
Big Wolf On Campus
He is a gothic
Nerdy kind of character
He is rejected
Merton, his hair is
One of his cutest features
Spiked up, getting long!
Tommy Dawkins is
Merton's kind of "pet" werewolf
Merton tries to cure
Lori Baxter is
Maybe a friend of Merton?
She punches him much
Becky Dingle, the
Loudmouth Freshman teen
Is Merton's sister
Merton is always
Being teased and degraded
Tommy backs him up
TNT, also
Like to push Merton around
Tommy's got his back
Merton used to have
An invisible friend named
Vince (Invinsible)
Tommy does wolf-out
In inappropriate times
Has to run away
Lori takes some good
Kick-boxing and defense class
Able to fight crime
The other day, a
New episode came on, and
Revealed deep secrets
Merton's deep fear was
A movie guy, Needlemouth
Scary character!
Lori, her dark fear
Being far up, very high
That is my fear, too!
Tommy, poor Tommy
His deepest, darkest fear is
Being all alone
Big Wolf On Campus
Will always be my fave show
I hope it airs long!
