Welcome to the Member Contributions page 2. If you have a song or poem about Richard (or a Richard-related topic like Match Game, Family Feud, Hogan's Heroes, The Running Man, etc.), and you'd like to see it posted here, just drop me an eMail with what you wanna say, and I'll gladly put it up.
LONG RED LIMOUSINE
(to the tune of Prince's "Little Red Corvette") -
Well I guess I should have known
By the way you looked me up and down
As your limo passed,
That you're the kind of man
Who's used to getting what he wants,
No need to ask.
Then your driver stopped,
Backed up to where I stood,
And you rolled your rear window down.
In the pale moonlight
You said "I'm alone tonight,
So c'mon, luv, let's take a spin around town."
And honey, I said...
Long Red Limousine
Just like you, so sleek and so fast.
Long Red Limousine.
I've got a feeling this just won't last.<>
Well, I slid in beside you
On those plush leather seats,
You offered me a glass of champagne.
"I'm Damon," you said
With a twinkle in your eye.
I smiled, "Yes, I know your name."
Then you looked into my eyes,
And kissed me so deeply
The world started spinning so slow.
And as you held me tight
You whispered "Darlin', tonight
This ain't as far as I want to go..."
Long Red Limousine
Just like you, so sleek and so fast.
Long Red Limousine.
I've got a feeling this just won't last.
The way you came and stole my heart,
You ought to be in jail,
And the way you kiss should be a felony.
So I'll say goodnight,
Before it's too late,
But if you ever want to share more
Than just a good time with me..
In your Long Red Limousine
Just call, I'll be there so fast.
Long Red Limousine.
I pray someday that your love will last...
Cheryl B.:
Kiss (to the tune of Prince's "Kiss") -
It ain't your wealth or fame
That turns me on,
Just let me see that watch chain swing
From dusk 'til dawn.
You don't have to wine and dine me
To make my night.
Just let me look into those gorgeous eyes -
It makes me feel alright...
You don't have to be rich
To be my guy,
It's what's inside your heart
That makes me fly.
No other host in the world can make me feel like this,
I just want to play the Feud
And your...kiss.
I don't need to pick a lollipop
To be in luck.
'Cause your kiss hello is worth to me
More than that hundred bucks.
So baby ask those questions if you will,
I'll try to do my best.
But win or lose, it's all the same -
'Cause you beat all the rest.
You don't have to be rich
To be my guy
It's what's inside your heart
That makes me fly.
No other host in the world can make me feel like this.
I just want to play the Feud
And your... kiss.
Cheryl B.:
Dream Lover -
He comes to me
In dark sweet dreams
His voice so soft
And seductive
Heated whispers
Secret words
My soul aches to hear
Within his gaze
Lie fire and ice
His eyes a grey-green
Mystery
A puzzle
I long to solve
For he is
My only answer
He beckons me
And I come
What choice have I
But to obey
And as I approach
His waiting embrace
I awaken
To the cruel sun
And sigh
That it was
But a dream
As I pray for night
And blissful slumber
To bring him back
To me once more...
Racy Tracy -
Racy Tracy you're so fine
You've been flighty before
But I swear I'll make you mine
You're quite flirtacious
And some say you're a heel
But you're like a dream in that suit
And baby I know you're real
That British accent just drives me mad
And being with you makes me want to be bad
So go do your show
And after it's through
I'm sure I could think
Of some *things* for us to do
Never Say Goodbye -
He cracks safes by day
Deals poker at night
Many times I've dreamed
Of being in Newkirk's bunk at night!
Oh if I were that Hilda
Around the prisoners every day
Hogan would be my friend and all
But my taste would be British all the way!
And when the war is over
And he started to head back west
I think I'd sure as hell go with him
With those dimples I couldn't possibly resist
Then as we'd leave that German tundra
Heading for that London sky
I'd wrap my arms around him
And never say goodbye
You And Me And The Survey Makes 3 -
Watching Family Feud as always
Glued to my chair that night
As I stared at him I thought to myself
'Richard Dawson, was there ever a more beautiful sight?'
After it was over I crawled in bed
With the words 'Survey says!' still ringing in my head
That night I dreamed the dream of 'em all
No longer was he a fantasy in my head
To my shock and surprise
there he was--in my bed!
He said "good morning darlin'"
As he smiled and got out of bed
And I felt my heart soar as I listened to what he said
After he stepped out of the shower,
Turned on the music and started to dance
I couldn't help but giggle
As he slipped on those white pants!
Hot Crossed English Muffins -
Richard Dawson is his the name
Kissin' the ladies is his game
I drool and stare like in a trance
Whenever he appears in those tight white pants!
The sexy Brit we all know and love
That Match Game stud we all dream of
His unmatchable wit as a game show man
Tell me, which one of us wouldn't mind
Being his tan???
Red Suit Song -
Richard do me favor
And put on that red suit
The producers don’t like it
But it SURE is cute!
Your name is on the back
But I must say
I wasn’t paying attention
To the lettering that day
Show that suit off baby
Don’t be afraid to strut
I don’t care about the feud
When I’m checkin out that butt
I thought it was for the Olympics
But now I know
You wore that suit for the ladies
And we enjoyed the show!
Richard Dawson -
Ravishing
Irristable
Cute, Caring, Cuddly
Hot
Attractive
Radiant
Dreamy
Damn fine
Awesome
Wonderful body
Sweet at heart
Open-minded
Nice butt
Yummy English Baritone -
Yummy English baritone.
Why are you here all alone?
Come on, lemme take you home
And keep you for my own.
Lonely was I on Saturday.
In your beauty, I did bask.
Finally, after all these tears,
Damon's The Man -
Damon's the man
He may look nice,
From civilian to outlaw,
Richard's Last Match Game -
You really are kidding, right?
You've had problems with the bosses,
I admire you for your courage,
Though you've gone and left us here
Who would have thought you'd make it big
With "Family Feud", you gave us joy
So, thanks so much, MG men
Richard The Punk -
Look at him sitting
Got his hair slicked back
His eyes are cold like winter
Strolling with his friends by day
His parents tried to warn him
Wearing your leather jacket
Born Too Late -
Everyday, I open my eyes
More handsome than a Roman god,
Restlessly I toss and turn.
My heart, how it aches for you
Tongue Flick -
Tongue flick
Sensual,
So sly,
Who? -
Funny? Certainly.
Charming? Of course.
Witty? Totally.
Green-Eyed Boy -
The day God made you,
So down to earth the angels brought
Little did he know he'd own the hearts
I often wonder why I was the one
By the fire, we sit and cuddle and talk
I can't believe he's real,
Hogan's Heroes Theme
Here we come, flyin' overhead.
Hey, hey! We're the Heroes!
My Corner -
In the corner, all alone.
Though you're not far away,
I was sent into the corner
My insanity for you grew stronger
I should have kept my mouth shut
Everyone sits around me
I have a picture of you,
It's decorated nice,
My nose is pressed here firm.
Words cannot express
Dickie Dawson's Dive -
Welcome to the Dive,
He says "It's a hideout."
The nice folks come here
The young guy's funny.
We wanna take him home
I'll be back tomorrow
A Poem Called "Thud" -
Thud is the sound you hear
Wearing those pants so tight
There's only one word to use
When he walks out onto stage,
I'm telling you, he's a stud.
Fire and ice is fine.
Please tell me you'll stay
These feelings I have are new,
I just want to know
I won't let you be
I can dream of a rose's bud,
King Killian -
I'm bolded by your presence,
The runner's feet start jumping
You can sit back and watch the fun,
I'll run all over Heaven and Hell,
You seem so mean and you seem so cold
You, you evil bastard.
Your name, not once, not twice.
A man in control intrigues me.
In the control room, on the floor,
Ode To Damon Killian -
Some say you're evil.
You're tough against the world,
I really wonder why I find
They never made me angry
I told you that you're handsome
Our lives are really different
I'll make you notice me
Then maybe in your office where you
Until the day comes when you find
No matter where you go
Ode To The Watch Chain -
Gimmie the watch chain,
Swingin' back and forth,
Hold on to me, baby,
Been good all my life
Random Candy -
Racy Tracy Ratigan
Devil's Brigade, with bagpipes in hand,
Was it the dark, wavy hair or the gentle smile
Match Game, The Running Man, Family Feud,
From the time he first set his feet
Weaver the chuteman, makin' the jumps
Killian's the man who'll take your life,
All in all, he's not so bad
A Word About Tuxedos -
Mother said men are flashy
But I think men are finer
Shiney black shoes and a cumberbund
Ditch that boring wrist watch
Take me someplace quiet,
Is it possible to love a man
In the sun or in the dark
Beachcomber -
Strolling along the sand today,
As I walked on passed, I heard him say,
He was sweet, he was gentle and really very kind
Like a shot from a gun, I stood straight up
All night long, under the stars
If ever you're lonely, head on down
Left With Only You -
Candy and flowers may be nice
Sometimes it's just not proper
I'll take you up high, I'll take you down low.
Some people say that love ain't real
So, come with me. Take my hand.
Don't promise me the moon,
Don't love me once, don't love me twice,
You send me to another world
Yeah, I know that you did "Laugh-In,"
There's no one in my life
The Pants That Dance -
The Pants that dance all over the world,
I took one glance
They love 'em in Russia
Paris, Milan, and Dublin, too
Say you'll stay home with me tonight ~*~
I woke up this mornin'
How could I say no to him
He looked at me with eyes so green,
So there we stayed, in bed all day.
'Burns On The Water -
I got a potion from the ocean
I need you close and I need you now.
Oh, yeah....
'Burns, Baby, 'Burns -
I woke up this mornin'
"How'd I end up here?" I wondered
"Remember where you are, my love?"
"How long we been driftin'?" I asked
So there I was, set adrift
Boss Burns -
Why was I alone
I was standin' at the bar
His eyes were grey-green
He smiled and looked away,
This man had sideburns,
"Would you mind too much
I touched much more
Oh, my God!
A little ditty about the "Pants" -
Come here, boy
Oh, my God!
You got style,
I want you now,
~*~
The moon was low
He said, "Come on let's cruise
I couldn't stand any more
Damn, he looked hot
We both said "I love you"
~*~
Strollin' by the beach
He was lookin' real fine,
I said "Hello, sexy boy
He said he wasn't sure,
We stepped in through the door
He loved me strong,
A pillar of perfection
And for the rest of my life
Needed someone to make my day.
Then you came walking by my way
And your lips had something to say.
Sorrow and darkness soon were dashed
As we walked along the tracks.
I've found someone to hold me dear.
Never far, he's always near
To protect me from fear.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
With the master plan
And he rules with an iron fist.
Someday soon,
If you meet your doom,
He'll be there. Get the jist?
But his veins are full of ice
In this man who carries no grudge.
And with all his power,
He will soon devour.
His words are final 'cuz he's the judge.
We all stand in awe
In the presence of this mortal man.
Handsome and fearless,
Alone and peerless.
What a man, Damon Killian.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Tell me it ain't so.
I can't believe you're leaving.
I don't wanna let you go.
The "Production Team Elite"
You held your ground and left the stage
And never kissed their feet.
I admire the way of your pride.
Don't be afraid to show 'em off.
We, your admirers, will smile wide!
To struggle with the dudes.
Look what happened to the "cocky Brit"
He became the host of "Family Feud."
When you struck out on your own?
Everyone in town thought they had you pegged
As a has-been, in the cold, all alone.
And made us smile through the strife.
But the best thing about the "Feud"
Was that's where you met your wife.
Who thought they'd drag him down!
But look who's laughing louder than us:
Richard Dawson, the happiest man in town.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
On of his neighbor's fence.
Cutting class again,
This month's 10th offense.
And tryin' to look cool.
But there's something about that boy
That makes me wanna drool.
But shine just like the summer sun.
His body drives me crazy
And it's got me on the run.
Or running from the cops,
If you hear someone laughing loud,
You know he's busting someone's chops.
About those girls like me.
But when I looked into his eyes,
I knew it just had to be.
And trying to act tough.
Oh, my God, there's something about you
That screams, "I can't get enough!!!"
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
And the sun comes up, no surprise.
But today, I learn my fate.
I've fallen for a man that I cannot date.
Could melt me with a smile or a nod.
My head spins when we're alone.
You're all I want for my very own.
My heart aches, my heart yearns
For his strong arms to hold me close
And tell me who he loves the most.
And all the sweet things that you do.
But you're my friend of the highest rate.
That's all you'll be cuz I was born too late.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
so slick
lemme lick
that good stuff.
instinctual,
so sexual
you can be.
how fly,
for you I'd die
just lemme lick your tongue.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Adorable? No doubt.
Handsome? Definately.
Green eyes? I'm gonna shout!
Dashing? Yes.
Romantic? I hope so.
Anxious? No stress.
Kind? He's awesome.
Fiction? He's real.
Who? Richard Dawson.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Was the day He made the sun.
He wanted something bright and cheerful
To bring joy to everyone.
A beautiful, green-eyed boy.
One day soon, you'll be a man
And you will build, not destroy.
Of those whose lives he's graced.
There's never, ever been a kinder man
In all of time and space.
With whom he spends all his time.
In his arms, he held me close
And said that "You're mine, all mine."
Until we fall asleep.
And in his arms so strong I sink
into dreams, so pleasent and sweet.
I can't believe he's here with me.
Forever by my side he'll stay
And grow old and grey... you'll see...
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
(To the tune of The Monkees Theme) -
Droppin' bombs over Berlin
And really knocking them dead...
And Jerry shot us all down.
But we're too busy workin',
Diggin' tunnels underground...
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
No one here to call my own.
This house is not a home
Without you.
In my heart is where you'll stay.
Where nobody will make you sway
But me.
Instead of your arms, where it's warmer.
I'm so lonely, I'm a mourner
For the silly words I used.
Until I couldn't hide it any longer.
I realize now that it was wronger
To say those things outloud.
And not said all that smut.
But you're white pants are just too much
To go unwhistled at.
And pokes fun at my misery.
Why won't they let me be
And live out my punishment?
Well I lied, I have two.
The one of me and you
Sitting on your boat.
But without you, it has no spice.
You walk by and I look twice
To see what you're wearing.
I can't move, but I can squirm.
Oh, Richard, when will I learn
That you're too hot for me?
The feelings in my chest.
Of all the men, you're the best
At lookin' mighty fine...
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
The place that really thrives.
It's not that far a drive
From my place or yours.
And when we're in doubt,
We all go there and shout
Until the sunlight comes.
From points far and near.
Sippin' tea or drinking beer
And we'll sit and watch the show.
He makes lots of money
And shares it with his honey
But he lets us have the laughs.
And keep him for our own
To build a pleasure dome.
But he's gotta stay here.
To chase away my sorrow
With the the laughs he lets me borrow.
Good night, my little Prince.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Whenever Richard's near.
He looks nice from the front
But there's a better view from the rear.
He looks fabulous and out of sight.
I got the nerve to as you
Hey darlin', what are you doin' tonight?
For those who snooze and lose.
"Blind" is the term that comes to mind
For them, that's what I choose.
He acts like he's the rage.
That's all fine, 'cause he's all mine
And I keep him locked in a cage.
Not a boring, dirty dud.
Like the lady carpenter once told me,
"I'm gonna nail that stud."
And so is a glass of wine.
But Richard, baby, I'm not gonna rest
Until I make you mine.
And chase my blues away.
Days are long, but nights are longer
So by your side, I will lay.
So tell me you'll be true.
I promise on my honor
I'll never be bad to you.
That everywhere you go, I go.
Mother Nature will never seperate us
Not wind, or sleet or snow.
Until you're here with me.
I won't share with anyone else
I'll make you happy, you'll see.
Or my heart that goes "lub dub."
Aw, but baby, when you walk by
My head just drops and THUD!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
The danger in your eyes.
They don't understand.
You're in command.
And you're makin' my fever rise.
As soon as they hit the street.
And on his tail
A Stalker will wail
And meet his own defeat.
But I got my eyes on you.
Hungry and alive,
Lemme take you for a ride,
And let you do what the Stalkers do.
Watch me and I'll make you smile.
Don't make me wait.
And tell 'em you'll be late
And won't be back for quite a while.
For such a handsome guy.
Those grey-green stones,
Beckon me to come home
With you. Let me satisfy....
The man I can't live without.
You invaded my head,
I'm better off dead,
All night long you made me shout....
But over and over, all night long.
A hot situation,
Not infatuation,
Kept you lovin' me right and strong.
Makes me ponder and makes me think.
I can't believe I found him.
Caught him and I loved him.
Damon, my missing link.
Or even on the makeup table.
Any time of day,
You can hear me say,
"If you're willin', then I am able."
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Others say you're mean.
But that's what I like about you.
It's what makes you keen.
And to your crew, you have no class.
But high in the rafters my eyes looked down
And I was attracted to your ass.
A man like you so hot.
I've been with other guys before,
And Damon Killian they're not.
And they were never, ever cruel.
So why do I go for a bad man who's got
All the goods to make me drool?
And you only laughed at me.
Your rejection only spilled the fuel
On the fire of my need.
So I guess I better learn
That to run in your tight circle
I'm gonna have to squirm.
One day, to that there is no doubt.
I'll take you on the set so fast
And give ya something to yell about.
Decide who lives and dies.
I'll go down on you, or if you want
I'll just stare into your eyes.
That you're without someone,
Look me up, and we'll run it around
And really have some fun.
And no matter what you do,
I'm only gonna be a few steps behind
And be ready to make love to you.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
And give it to me fast!
Better hurry up
Cuz I may not last!
And maybe to and fro.
Not brass or cheap silver.
Gold's the way to go.
And hold on tight.
One tug is all you need
To set your mind right!
But I tossed it down the drain
All because I pulled
On that little gold chain.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
Makin' hubby mad again.
We need a kilted hero
To show us where it's at again.
Hogan's Heroes and King Rat, too.
Go ahead and tell us now
Which Dawson's does it for you.
That caught your undivided attention?
Perhaps it was the greying hair
And the sideburns I dare not mention?
And even You Bet Your Life.
It's hard to see him play someone mean
But, hey. You know, that's life!
On the USA's good soil,
He held the world in the palm of his hand
And the ladies hearts did boil.
And McDonald will walk you through.
Sticky-fingers Newkirk will steal your heart
And make sure you're never blue.
And send you to your doom.
But watch your back with Oliver Fair
When you're both trapped a room.
For a boy from across the sea.
I think I'll lay down and close my eyes
And dream of him and me....
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
In their nicely tailored suits.
It shows that he has money
And other assorted loot.
And really kinda neat-o
In a bow tie, vest and studs
That go with a tuxedo.
Add a real nice touch.
Turn around, baby, one more time
And show me what I love so much.
For a gold watch with a chain.
Let it swing around all night long
And watch me go insane!
Where we can be alone.
Lemme swing that watch chain
And it's your name that I will moan.
Just by virtue of what he wears?
Or is it maybe the way he runs
His hands through his hair...
Or even incognito.
You'll never get my hands off
Richard Dawson in his tuxedo!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
I saw before my eyes
A man too fine to be all mine
A god among mortal guys.
"Hey, girl, come sit by me."
I ground to a halt, gonna be my fault
I won't wanna let him be.
To me, someone new.
He looked in my eyes, didn't tell no lies
And said, "I wanna make love to you."
And reached down for his hand.
"Come on, pretty baby. Lemme drive you crazy."
And we headed out down the strand.
He wouldn't let me rest.
I got mine, time and time
Again. God, he is the best.
To a stretch of open beach.
Take it from me, then you'll see
That Love's never out of reach.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
For a girl who thinks you're sweet.
But flash those eyes right at me,
And I'll make you feel the heat.
For a girl to mess around.
But for you, I'll make an exception
And just let those old thoughts drown.
There ain't no place I fear.
As long as you're beside me, boy,
Close and very near.
but that's 'cuz they don't see it.
You are the expression, loud and clear,
"Don't dream it, baby. Be it!"
I promise I won't bite.
But if your lips just touch mine once
I'll surrender without a fight.
'Cuz I can't reach that far.
But your eyes shine just like the sun
And show how lovely you are.
For love has no cash amount.
Your kiss is just like a knock-out punch
And have you got me down for the count.
Like Jupiter or Mars.
The time we spend together
Is yours, mine and ours.
And I know you did "The Feud."
But we got a little show of our own
That we like to do in the nude.
That I can compare you to.
'Cuz if I subtract the pain from my life
I'd be left with only you.
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
From London to L.A.,
They got us droolin'
And I ain't foolin'
When he gets up and walks our way!
At his tight white pants
to make my heart start yearnin'.
I hopped on a plane for Germany
And I found him in Berlin.
In the cold white snow
And they love them in Bombay.
Ev'ry time I see them pants so tight
The sun shines on a cloudy day.
Kiev and down to Rome.
All this globehoppin' is wipin' me out
Baby, I just wan-na take you home.
I'll give you a reason to stay.
He looked at me
With love in his eyes and said
Baby, you got me! I'll stay!
in my baby's arms.
I don't wear no saints medallion
'Cuz he's my lucky charm
My paycheck was callin' me at work
I really had to go.
But he jumped up and blocked my way
And said, "Girl, I need you so."
After all he's done for me?
He gave me his love and tenderness
And he did it voluntarily.
So gentle and so kind.
I said, "I really, really hate my dead-end job
He can kiss my behind.
Just holdin' one another.
He's the best thing that ever happened to me
And won't trade him for an other!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
To set us in motion.
I've got to have you near.
If you can do me, baby, all night long,
I might just let you steer.
So come over here and please me!
You know yourself that you want me too.
So don't you try to tease me.
Oh, yeah...
Right here...
Right now....
Hold on!!!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
In a state of shock.
I got up and I went outside
On the deck of someone's yacht!
As I looked around.
"Good Mornin'" said a voice so sweet
In a deep and sexy sound.
He asked, no harm attached.
"We came back here, and I sipped your love.
And in an instant I was trashed."
He said "A day, maybe two.
I couldn't help it, need you all to myself
To make sweet love to you."
With a man who needed to learn
That mixin' tight white pants with grey green eyes
Is just as lethal as greying sideburns!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
On such a hot, hot night?
I had no one to be with.
No one to hold tight.
Just sippin' my drink,
When down sat a man
Who gave me a wink.
And they called me over.
I said, "Hey there, baby.
Need a four leaf clover?"
Kinda bashful I guess.
Then I saw his sign
Of utter sexiness.
Untamed and wild.
Then I went "ga-ga"
Just like a lil' child.
If I stroked your face?"
He smiled and answered back,
"Let's go to my place."
Than his sideburns that night.
All night long
He didn't put up a fight.
Baby how I yearn
For one more touch
Of your Killer Sideburns!
Rhonda / StuntChick36:
I know ya wanna dance
Turn around now
And lemme see those pants!!!
Baby, you look fine
Come a little closer
I'm gonna make them mine!
You got class,
Lemme put my hands
All over your a$$!
I'll leave nothin' to chance
I can't get enough
of those Tight White Pants!!
And the time was right
To see my baby's back
In something nice and tight.
All over town."
But I could't stop myself
From looking down.
I wanted him near
Feel his hands around me tight
Feel his breath in my ear.
And I started to melt.
I needed his body
And tell him what I felt.
What a fine romance
Just me and my baby
and those Tight, White Pants!!!
I was lookin' for action.
Then before my eyes
appears a pleasant destraction.
Sittin' in the sand.
I had to find out
What was with this man!
I saw you from afar,
Could you be the one
That's ment to melt my heart?"
but he'd like to find out.
And would I care to follow him
Back up to his house.
And we both started kissin'.
I said, "Now that's the kind of stuff
that, baby, I've been missin'."
And he loved me right.
We had each other rockin'
All through the night!
Looked in my direction.
I think I'm gonna scream
'Cuz I made a connection.
I'll be in a trance,
All because I looked
At some Tight, White Pants!
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Last Updated: 26 November 2001.
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