The Holy Auction House
- An autographed picture of Jesus : the bidding starts at $30.00 : no current bidder : a picture of Jesus holding another picture of himself
- An autographed poster of Jesus and Lucifer : current bid is $45.00 : current bidder is ALF of Melmac : it is a poster of Jesus and Lucifer playing cards and Jesus has 5 aces
- A paralyzed midget wrestler named Willow : we are giving this item away to the first person who wants it : it smells REEEEAALLY bad (please take it)
- The Jesus-Mobile : current bid is $47,000.00 : current bidder is ALF of Melmac : The Jesus-Mobile is really really really fast (vroom vroom) nana nana nana nana Jesus-Moblie
- Jesus Rags of Illness : current bid is $400.00 : current bidder is Jesus Christ (he regrets puting them up for auction and wants them back) : they are the same rags that Jesus wore during his crucifiction, and over the years they have become diseased
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