Profile of Bozo The Clown

A Portrait of Bozo in his first day of kindergarten

Name: Bozo The Clown
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois
Age: 57
Job: was making children laugh till he realized that was not what he wanted to do to the children
Hobbies: stalking children, molesting children, butt-fucking children (he's a child molestor, he's a faggot, he lives in hell and if you don't want to meet people like this don't go to hell)
Favorite Food: Children's Tossed Salad
Known As: the writer of many books
Not Known As: being able to read and write
Favorite TV Show: Bozo The Clown Shows all over the world
Dislikes: all the fake wannabe immitator Bozo-mabobbers
Favorite Quotes: if you get in my car i'll give you some candy, if you tell anyone about this i'll kill your entire family, how many z's are in the word wazz?