Christ's United Nations Team

Your Personal Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has been working so hard to make Heaven so cool that he wants people to think that Heaven isn't just a place where you go when you die. He wants it to be almost like a country so Jesus has gone to the United Nations and told them that he wants Heaven to be recognized as a country, unfortunately the security at the United Nations banished Jesus, being upset, and rightfully so, Jesus has decided to make his own United Nations, calling it C.U.N.T. Christ's United Nations Team so that all people will realize that Heaven is a force to be reckoned with. But Jesus needs your help. Spread the word. Tell your friends, your family, and the retarded kid who sells Jelly beans near the Taco Bell that C.U.N.T.'s coming and its coming for YOU.