Profile of Ex-Disciple E of the Apocalypse

Ex-Disciple E Of The Apocalypse Before The Plastic Surgery

Name: Ex-Disciple E of the Apocalypse
Hometown: The Planet of Jukphular
Age: 313
Job: none (was a former disciple of your personal Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ)
Hobbies: dressing as E.T. for halloween and christmas (the supposed birthday of your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ), and drawing pictures of Jesus being mutilated
Favorite Food: crayola crayons
Known As: the true inventor of the thigh master
Not Known As: the writer of Encyclopedia Brittanica
Favorite TV Show: MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson is just too cool man)
Favorite Quotes: WHAT THE FUCK IS RECTAL SKELETAL MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!, the religion of Jesusism is not a cult HAIL JESUS!!! (its not a cult i say), YOU BASTARD JESUS!!!!!, the annual rainfall on Jukphular can sometimes reach up to 7,452,855 inches a month it sucks