The Family and Adult Sexxxtion

• Jesus Meets the Muppets : Family Romance : rated G : time 90 minutes : price $9.95 : available on VHS : starring Jesus Christ and Kermit the Frog co-starring Miss Piggy special cameo appearance by Gonzo : Miss Piggy is torn between 2 lovers who will she choose? the Son of God or a green frog? : review **

• Fun in Noah's Ark : animated : rated G : time 11 minutes : price $44.95 : available on VHS : starring Noah and a big giant zebra : Watch as Noah and a big giant zebra play jacks for 10 minutes and in the final minute Noah goes insane and eats the zebra : review *****

• Adam and Eve's Adventure in The Garden of Eden : family : rated G : time 52 minutes : price $9.95 : starring Adam and Eve with a cameo appearance by God (Jesus's dad) : The untold story of how Adam and Eve were REALLY banished from The Garden of Eden : review *

• Billy Bob Meets The Devil : educational : rated G : time 38 minutes : price $8.95 : available VHS : starring some guy named Billy Bob and Lucifer : The story of how Lucifer tries to convince Billy Bob to be a redneck then realizes he already is one : review ****

• Do You Believe in God, Charlie Brown? : animated : rated G : time 24 minutes : price $9.95 : available on VHS : starring Charlie Brown , Snoopy and Ross Perot : Charlie Brown and Snoopy go on an adventure to look for Jesus and fly on Ross Perot's big ears : review -****

• Don't Smoke That Bong Jesus : educational : rated G : time 2 minutes : price $12.95 : available on VHS : starring Jesus Christ and God : God tells his son not to smoke the bong. the end : review *****

• The Anal Adventures of The 'Virgin' Mary (highly edited version) : Family : rated G : time 9 minutes : price $19.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring The 'Virgin' Mary and BIG Joe : Mary visits her friend Joe : review 0

• The Anal Adventures of The 'Virgin' Mary (unedited version) : Hardcore Pornography : time 62 minutes : price $34.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring The 'Virgin' Mary and BIG Joe : Mary visits her friend BIG Joe for a night of anal exploration : review *

• Mongolian Whore House : Hardcore Pornography : time 46 minutes : price $44.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring The 'Virgin' Mary and some mongolian business men : Mary plays an under cover police officer and goes to a mongolian whore house to investigate some drug smuggling but sees some mongolian business men and decides to 'interrogate' them : review ***

• The Joy of The 'Virgin' Mary's Vagina : Educational Pornography : time 62 minutes : price $44.95 : available on VHS BETA DVD and Laser Disc : starring The 'Virgin' Mary and some school children : Mary gets a job as a sex education school teacher and teaches the children in her class about the joy of her vagina : review *****

• Cowgirl Mary : Hardcore Pornography : time 41 minutes : price $24.95 : available on VHS and BETA : starring The 'Virgin' Mary and some barnyard animals : Watch Mary as she works on a farm and notices that some barnyard animals are feeling 'lonely' so she decides to 'keep them company' : review -****************************

• Adventures In Teletubby Land : ????? : time 35 minutes : price $29.95 : available on VHS BETA DVD and Laser Disc : starring Tinky-Winky, Dipsi, LaLa and Po : You must order it to find out : review (we didn't watch it)